Baby's Day Out Review

Plinkett:
Baby's Day Out is about as interesting as my taint.

[repeated line]

Plinkett:
F*** the pain away.

Plinkett:
You see, Baby's Day Out was clearly modeled after the success of Home Alone. And when I say modeled, I mean RIPPED OFF!

Eddie:
The Milwaukee Mob couldn't kill me...

Plinkett:
The Milwaukee Mob? What the f*** does that mean?

Plinkett:
Anybody wanna help me milk my cock? [shows a picture of a chicken]

Plinkett:
When will I get my merkins in the mail?

Plinkett:
[on the phone] I wanna check on a separate order I placed about a week ago. It was for about 16 merkins. Item #568, salt and pepper, extra absorbent.

Brian:
Okay... I am showing those as shipped and received. Are you sure you didn't get those, sir?

Plinkett:
Hmm, I'll have to look around. Sometimes my cat opens my mail. But I don't know what my cat would want with a box full of merkins.

Brian:
Maybe your cat mistook them for cat toys.

Plinkett:
I guess that's possible. Anything is possible with Bush in the White House.

Brian:
Okay, let's confirm: we have two dozen new hair plugs, 16 salt and pepper merkins, a box of industrial strength anal lube, 11 rolls of duct tape, 40 boxes of Hefty trash bags, black, 1 C-46 Black and Decker table top saw blade replacement, one case of Raid: fast kill, low irritant, and a DVD titled "Little People Having Big Fun." Will that complete your order, sir?

Plinkett:
Yeah. You guys got my credit card number on file? It's my brother in-law's credit card. It says Rick Berman on it. He said I could use it. You gotta trust me.

Brian:
Okay... your total comes to $2,568.00.

Plinkett:
Charge that card.

Plinkett:
My cat stole my merkins!