Back at the Barnyard

Pig the Pig:
Psst, I'm not wearing any pants.

Otis the Cow:
What's that code for?

Pig the Pig:
That wasn't a code. I just felt like sharing.

Duke the Dog:
I prechewed it so you wouldn't waste jaw energy.

Otis the Cow:
So the sandwich in my mouth was previously in your mouth?

Duke the Dog:
Nice taste, eh?

Peck the Rooster:
Now, explosives can be highly unpredictable, Freddy. You want to help me do a test run?

Freddy the Ferret:
You had me at 'explosives.'

Otis the Cow:
[Hanging from a water tower] Okay, the ball's not in danger of dying over here. Focus.

Duke the Dog:
[Barks]

Otis the Cow:
Less barking, more saving.

Peck the Rooster:
I keep forgetting if we're supposed to use one ounce of blast powder or one 78-pound barrel of blast powder.

Freddy the Ferret:
Well, you know what the old saying is, when in doubt...

Peck the Rooster, Freddy the Ferret:
...go with the 78-pound barrel of blast powder.

Bessy the Cow:
He's gone, but you can still smell the stupid.

Freddy the Ferret:
Hey, anybody ever notice that Otis and Cowman are never together at the same time?

Bessy the Cow:
You're really 31 flavors of dumb, aren't you?

Otis the Cow:
Pip and I have this great idea. We totally want you guys to join us.

Bessy the Cow:
Yeah, I'll do that right after never.

Otis the Cow:
I am Cowman!

Pip the Mouse:
And I am Ratboy!

Pig the Pig:
Hey? Who's there?

Otis the Cow:
Your worst nightmare.

Pip the Mouse:
And Ratboy!

Duke the Dog:
[after Otis knocks Duke out of the way of a falling amplifier] Otis, you saved my life!

Pip the Mouse:
Not to mention the rental fee on that amp.

Bessy the Cow:
Can't you see I got a chicken glued to my butt?

Peck the Rooster:
Actually I'm a rooster. [Bessy hits him with her tail]

Duke the Dog:
[whining and punching on a post] No, I don't wanna get eaten, I'm too young! Too young!

Pip the Mouse:
Dude, you're a dog, the farmer won't eat you.

Duke the Dog:
What, you're saying I wouldn't go nice with some low fat chips and a cherry cola?

Otis the Cow:
[Whispering] Whatever you do, do not eat the... [everyone runs and eats Snotty Boy's mini pizzas] All right. I guess they're all right.

Snotty Boy:
I hope you like them. I made them with love... and flaming hot chili sauce! [all animals start flipping out]

Pip the Mouse:
[Completely calm] Man, you guys are lightweights.

Bessy the Cow:
You got rid of the only man standing between us and a sesame seed bun so we can celebrate the day you came into the Earth?

Freddy the Ferret:
He seems nice. Wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh yeah. Dangerously insane!

Otis the Cow:
Ah, milk me!

Otis the Cow:
I don't buy it. There's no way Freddy ate Peck. Come on, let's go solve the case of the apparently eaten rooster.

Pig the Pig:
I don't know, Otis. That's really going to cut into my mud-wallowing time.

Otis the Cow:
I'll bring snacks.

Pig the Pig:
I'm in!

Opening Announcer:
In the barnyard justice system, there animals who make crimes and animals who prosecute them. Some of them have udders.

Otis the Cow:
[calling to Peck and Freddy] Guys, where are you? Pig is going to eat your breakfast!

Pig the Pig:
Um, yeah, see.

Otis the Cow:
Pig ate your breakfast!

Freddy the Ferret:
[about eating Peck] What? That's sick. I'm deeply offended! [coughs up one of Peck's feathers]

Pip the Mouse:
Oh my gosh!

Abby the Cow:
Freddy, how could you?

Otis the Cow:
I object!

Freddy the Ferret:
Me too! [eggs are thrown at him]

Otis the Cow:
Hey, what did you use in that energy drink?

Bessy the Cow:
Milk.

Peck the Rooster:
Vitamins.

Abby the Cow:
Love.

Otis the Cow:
And...?

Freddy the Ferret:
And these pepper shakers.

Otis the Cow:
That's not pepper, that's dynamite!

Bessy the Cow:
No one but the farmer is clamping any electric doohickeys to my milk-giving areas!

Otis the Cow:
Here, let me demonstrate.

Otis the Cow:
Attaching udder to the milk machine: I've seen the farmer do this like a hundred times! Turn it on Turn it on!

Pip the Mouse:
Ok you're the boss. Turn on machine.

Otis the Cow:
The machine starts sucking milk: Oh it's quite pleasant, actually it's like a gentle tug ha ha ha.

Otis the Cow:
Ok, slightly less gentle now.

Otis the Cow:
Machine starts sucking hard: ! My udders are on fire!

Otis the Cow:
Turn it off!

Bessy the Cow:
Machine turns off: Ha Ha Ha, that is one funny milking machine...

Pig the Pig:
[the animals are all stuck in a shed] Yeah, not too crazy 'bout the new digs.

Otis the Cow:
I dunno. I kinda like it. It gives the chance to really know each other; like the various meats of a hoagie.