Bad Girls from Valley High

Gavin:
[after using his giant Hummer to run over some guy's car] This section of the lot is for Huns only, enema head.

Jonathan Warton:
[to large black man] Asalaam aleikum, my brown brother! [promptly gets smacked]

Mr. Chauncey:
[after exchange student Katarina explains she is from Romania to the class] Thank you, Katarina. By the way, St. George is in the province of Transylvania, whose main export, other than the Dracula myth, is chocolate. My personal favorite is the cherry filled chocolate crucifixes at Eastertime.

Brooke:
[after a long and prolonged fart] Sorry, it's all the fiber bars that I've been eating.

Sales Girl:
[ringing up Danielle's skimpy underwear] Do you need socks or a belt with this?

Danielle:
It's underwear, b*tch.

Mr. Chauncey:
[looking for his car in a parking garage] Where the hell is my car? [confused] Did I even drive here?

Tiffany:
Why are we volunteering at this place?

Danielle:
Because it looks good for our community service project, and so that Drew will like me. When I get what I want, I'm happy. And when I'm happy, I'm not a b*tch.