Baggage Claim

William Wright:
The magic isn't in getting married; it's in staying married.

Mr. Donaldson:
There is no reason you can't do something for your people. You could do something really great. Historic, maybe. I mean, we're talking the Obamas. The Williams sisters. And like Tiger Woods.

Langston:
Well, if, uh... you're referring to the American people... then, yes, I have every intention of making the American people very proud.

Mr. Donaldson:
Well, I was thinking specifically of your people, the black people.

Langston:
Well, I live in Georgetown, so I guess these... these would be my people. And Tiger Woods lives in Florida, so those would be his people.

Mr. Donaldson:
Are you saying that where Tiger Woods lives makes him irrelevant to people of the same skin color?

Langston:
You'd first have to determine Tiger Woods' skin color.

Mr. Donaldson:
He's black.

Langston:
Well, I think... what would make Tiger Woods black... would be his passion for things, uh, that... are related to the African-American race as a whole. Which he has not yet proven to have.

Montana Moore:
What I think would make Tiger Woods black is the fact he drives an Escalade and his daddy's name is Earl.