Bakom kulisserna på rex regi rebellis

Sebastian Bengtsson:
[director Wikstr?m ask mr Bengtsson if he can pose for him] But I'm a transvestite, I'm not a woman.

Sebastian Bengtsson:
Johan is the good looking, young one. I'm the old...

Julia Nykvist:
...old hag.

Jimi Wikstr?m:
[Mr Strende sits down on a swing and mr Wikstr?m asks mr Norstr?m] Are you sure it's gonna hold his weight.

Ulf Norstr?m:
Yes!

Johan Strende:
How the f*** am I supposed to sit?

[the swing breaks and mr Strende hits the floor with his behind]

Jimi Wikstr?m:
Are you okay?

Johan Strende:
No, I died.

[hiding his true feelings badly]

Robert Johansson:
I'm just f***ing happy for getting that hotdog.

Kaj Stenberg:
I have no friends.

Robert Johansson:
No?

Kaj Stenberg:
Do you wanna be my friend?

Robert Johansson:
Yes. Do you want a hug?

Kaj Stenberg:
[they hug each other]... and then they walk away hand in hand.

Robert Johansson:
The hotdog give me. [when he was supposed to say: Give me the hotdog]