Bandslam

[from trailer]

Charlotte Banksasks:
Hi, I'm Charlotte. Nice to meet you.

Sa5m:
I've known you since 5th grade.

Charlotte Banksasks:
...Hmm.

Will Burton:
So, how big is this whole bandslam thing around here?

Sa5m:
Texas high school football big.

Will Burton:
I think if you tried signaling, people would honk less.

Charlotte Banksasks:
They don't need to know my business.

Will Burton:
...It's not really a privacy issue.

Will Burton:
I think you're trying too hard to be like Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Bug:
That's crazy; I don't even like Flea.

Will Burton:
Yeah, what's your name?

Bug:
...Bug.

Sa5m:
Let's... start... shredding!

Will Burton:
School today was like Guantanamo with a lunch period.

Sa5m:
Emotion is... overrated.

Sa5m:
Well, if you were just part of Charlotte's experiment this whole time, then, what is reality? What if Charlotte and her experiment are really a part of someone else's larger experiment? I mean, what if we're being manipulated by some greater intelligence than our own? And if so, is there really such a thing as free will? Am I moving my hand or was it predetermined by a force I'm not even aware of? Charlotte times a trillion.f you were just part of Charlotte's experiment this whole time, then, what is reality? What if Charlotte and her experiment are really a part of someone else's larger experiment? I mean, what if we're being manipulated by some greater intelligence than our own? And if so, is there really such a thing as free will? Am I moving my hand, or was it predetermined by a force I'm not even aware of? Charlotte times a trillion.

Bug:
See, this is why you don't have friends!