Barney's Great Adventure

[first lines]

Marcella:
Are we there yet?

Mom:
[annoyed, to Dad] Your turn.

Dad:
No, not yet, Marcella.

Abigail:
Oh, it's taking too long!

Cody:
[annoyed, to Abigail] What's your hurry?! They're dumping us for a whole week!

Barney:
A towel, please. [he steps out of the shower, Marcella gives him a towel] Thank you Marcella.

Marcella:
He knows my name.

Barney:
Oh, and thank you, Cody. It's so nice to have a shower after a long car trip.

Cody:
Barney, you're stupid!

Abby and Marcella:
Cody!

Cody:
I do not believe in you. [he looks around, sees that Barney isn't there, and then laughs, but Barney then comes from behind him]

Barney:
That's okay, Cody. I believe in you. [kisses him]

Cody:
Okay, Barney, you're really here because my imagination, you're about to disappear.

Abby and Marcella:
Cody!

Barney:
Well! Uh, Um, To tell you the truth! I, Uh.

Marcella:
Hey maybe it'll Grandma will know.

Abby:
Let's go ask her.

Barney:
Oh, Okay. (Cody spins Barney around then his farmer suit disappear back to himself again) Wait for me! (Barney runs out of the barn after the kids)

Abby:
To take the egg to Ms. Goldfinch! hurry up.

Barney:
Okay.

Cody:
Wait I want Grandma and Grandpa to see it right now!

Barney:
Oh.

Cody:
Grandma!

Barney:
Come on, Agnes.

Marcella:
We have much farther to go.

Abby:
I don't think so.

Cody:
I don't remember it looking like this last year.

Marcella:
Maybe we're lost.

Abby:
Barney?

(Kids shouting Barney)

Barney:
Look what I found! (Barney moves the branch up and the swan sign said Goldfinch) That way.

Cody:
There is no that way.

Ms. Goldfinch:
Hovering hummingbirds, You're right! There's three more to go! Oh, You better get that egg back to the barn right away.

Cody:
Oh, Come on! You're dreaming if you think that.

Ms. Goldfinch:
Cody be careful!

Cody:
It's got to be in one of those bags.

Abby:
Let's split up. I'll go with Marcella.

Marcella:
And you two go together.

Barney:
Okay. Wait, this way.

Abby:
Did you see an egg about this big, has stripes on it?

Man:
No, no, no.

Marcella:
Look, look in the bag. Turn it, turn it... (sighs)

Cody:
Very colorful stripes around it.

Barney:
Sure, have you seen that?

Cody:
Yeah!

Marcella:
Um, have you seen our egg? It's about this big.

Contortionist:
No.

Abby:
Mister, have you seen our egg? It has colorful rings on it.

Barney:
Excuse me, could you help me out? I'm looking for an egg. I really need to find it.

[squeaks]

BOTH:
No.

Unicycle holding a sandwich:
No.

Trampolinist:
No.

Hot Air Balloon Collector:
Good luuuuuuuuuck!

Girls:
Oh no! He let it go too soon!

Barney:
Come on, Cody. Get under it!

Cody:
Nooo!

Marcella:
Faster, Cody, Faster!

Barney:
Hurry! Whoooooooa!

Girls:
Faster! Go! Go! Go! Hurry!

Barney:
Cody, you'd better watch it!

Cody:
I'm gonna break the sound barrier!

Barney:
That's it! Faster!

Cody:
(screaming)

Barney:
Faster!

Girls:
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Come on, Cody!

Barney:
Okay, Get ready now! We're almost there, keep going! Okay, Abby. Okay, Marcella, catch it.

Abby:
Go!

Barney:
Come on!

Abby:
Got it!

Barney:
That's it!

Marcella:
Yeah!

Barney:
Way to go, Abby!

Grandma Delilah:
What is it? Where it come from?

Barney:
(chuckles)

BJ:
Look out, below! Yahoo!

Barney:
(chuckles)

Marcella:
Cool!

Girls:
(giggling)

Barney:
(chuckles)

BJ:
Hi, guys was that cool or what? Whoa!

[last lines]

Grandpa:
Barney, this is the- [they realized Barney is gone] Where is he? Well, now they're both gone.

Abby:
Barney wouldn't just leave.

Grandma:
No.

[Everyone saw Twinkle and Barney now back to his doll form]

[first lines]

[During this part of the song, we see a green minivan drive through the countryside and the title kicks in. In the minivan, a dad drives, a mom looks at a map, a girl holds Barney (as a doll), another girl stitches lanyard, while a boy plays on his GameBoy, and a baby sits in his seat, silently]

Marcella:
Are we there yet?

Kate Newton:
Your turn.

Colton Newton:
No, not yet, Marcella.

Abigail "Abby" Newton:
Oh, it's taking too long!

Cody Newton:
[annoyed, to Abigail] What's your hurry?! They're dumping us for a whole week!

Colton:
Oh, come on Cody, you're going to have a great time. You can help Grandpa with the farm chores, like, uh... "milking the chickens!"

Others:
[laugh]

Cody:
Get the doll out of my face!

[Marcella takes the Barney doll out of Cody's face, just as she and Abby are about to say...]

Abby/Marcella:
Talk to the hand, cause the face ain't home leave a message at the tone: beep! [both laugh: What they were going to say was "Abby and Marcella can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep... beep! If you are satisfied with your message, press one or hang up!"]

Cody:
Oh, great! The good to do in town, and we'll probably miss it!

Grandpa:
Delilah, the kids are here, shake a leg now!

Grandma:
They're here? Oh, my goodness! Geroge.

Cody:
Gee, no Barney. Maybe, you're NOT trying haed enough.

Cody:
I wish! WISH! I wish could have are real adventure this summer! Do things that no one else has DONE before! That would be cool! How's that for a wish, Barney? Barney? Barney? [turns around to see Barney has disappeared, and sighs; to himself] Man, I must be lose it!

Cody:
Well, Barney has IT.

Grandpa:
Right. Where's Barney?

Cody:
I'll go find out. Make sure they DON'T GO anywhere.

Abby:
You have to see this egg.

Marcella:
What bird lady?

Grandma:
She's a bird watcher, dear, and I think. She knows everything and eggs and birds. Why don't you children go on over there?

Baby Bop:
Excuse me. I said excuse me! Oh, that's better. I'm looking for my blankie. It's big, and it's really, really soft and it's yellow. Do you know? Where my blankie is?

All Crowd:
NO!!! WE DON'T!!!

Baby Bop:
Oh, well. Thank you. Okay, you can go on now.

Cody:
Wait! NO!!!

Barney:
Oh, cheer up, Abby! We'll find that egg!

Abby:
Cody.

Barney:
The ring is number four only one more to go! Come back! No!

Marcella:
Now, we're never going to get it back in time.

Barney:
Yes!

Marcella:
Okay, all aboard the log.

Abby:
Okay.

Barney:
Okay.

Abby:
Make believe. Make believe.

Marcella:
Flying with the wind I'm our hair.

Barney:
Oh, I think. We need your help. I'd like you to pretend that we can really fly! Let's all do it together. Ready? One, two, three, now!

Barney:
But-- huh? Oh, no! Excuse me. I'm fine.

Abby:
Quick, Cody! You've got to put the back exactly where you found it!

Baby Bop:
It's wiggling!

[all exclaim in astonishment]

Barney:
It's cracking! It's everywhere! It's hatching!

[egg cracks]

Barney:
Oh. [giggles]

[excited chatter]

Grandma:
Oh, it's wonderful.

Abby:
Hey, what are you doing?

Baby Fig:
[coos]

Barney/Baby Bop/B.J./Abby/Marcella/Grandma:
[laughs]

Cody:
Barney?

Barney:
Yes, Cody? Oh, thank you, Cody. I think you're pretty cool, too.

Baby Fig:
[yawns]

Baby Bop:
Good night, everybody! Say good night, Twinken!

[Twinken is waving goodbye before Barney and Twinken are about to transform into toy forms and Baby Bop and BJ are going to disappear]

BJ:
: We'll see you later, guys!

Baby Bop:
Bye-bye!

[everyone is leaving while we say goodbye]

Barney the Dinosaur:
It's beautiful. Whoops. Uh-uh, sorry.

Barney the Dinosaur:
Ralphie, a little guitar music, please.

Barney the Dinosaur:
Well, actually, I think it it was a flea.

Barney the Dinosaur:
( evil groans ) Huh? Oh, no! No! I gotta get driving lessons. Oh, I'm fine. Wait for minute. I don't know.

Barney the Dinosaur:
Well, don't give up. ( snaps ) When, the rain stops, we can look around some more, and then, maybe, we can find it.

Barney the Dinosaur:
Aw... cheer up, Abby. We'll find that egg.

Barney the Dinosaur:
Oh, that's ring number four. Only one more to go. Come back! Please! You can't our egg! No.

Barney the Dinosaur:
Right! Yes!

Barney the Dinosaur:
Okay.

Barney the Dinosaur:
Oh, I think we need your help. I'd like you to pretend that we can really fly. Let's all do it together. Ready? 1... 2... 3... Now! Thank you!

Barney the Dinosaur:
We're gonna hit... the haystack!

Grandpa Greenfield:
Eliza... the kids are here. Shake a leg now.

Grandpa Greenfield:
Much. Come on.

Grandpa Greenfield:
Yes. Don't worry. Everything will be okay. Cody. Tiger. Come on.

Grandma Greenfield:
They're here? Oh, my goodness. George, do I look all right?

Grandma Greenfield:
I know, Cody. You told us at dinner.

Grandma Greenfield:
Well, I'm glad he likes it. Marcella, don't leave you little doll out there all night.

Grandma Greenfield:
Now, Cody, I did notice at the table... that someone ate like a dinosaur tonight.

Grandma Greenfield:
She's a bird-watcher, dear, and I think that she knows everything about eggs and birds. Why don't you on over there?

Grandma Greenfield:
George, what is it?

Grandma Greenfield:
My stars! What happened? All you all right?