Barnyard

Pip the Mouse:
I got a pulse. Wheeee!

Ben the Cow:
Otis, a strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others.

Dag the Coyote:
See ya around. Get it? "Round"? You're fat.

Pizza Delivery Guy:
Dude, I got a ARM!

Mrs. Beady:
Randall, There is a cow outside.

Mr. Beady:
This is a cow farm. You're gonna find cows outside.

Otis the Cow:
That's what you call boy tipping...

Mrs. Beady:
Nathan Randall the third, I am not crazy, I am medicated for a chemical imbalance, don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.

Ben the Cow:
Grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again, the purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.

Otis the Cow:
[Otis cellphone] HELLO MOTO!

[start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]

Gopher:
Hey, Otis! [giggles] Listen, I think your Nikes are...

Otis the Cow:
[whispering] Yeah, this, really isn't the best time...

Daisy the Cow:
[feels her stomach] Oh, my... I think, the baby's coming!

Otis the Cow:
WHAT?

Daisy the Cow:
[giggles] I made you jump.

Otis the Cow:
Oh, thank you. Very much. I swallowed my cud!

Daisy the Cow:
[laughs, then looks up at the stars] It's so... beautiful...

Otis the Cow:
My cud?

Pig the Pig:
[watching Daisy giving birth] Man, that looks like it hurts.

Duke the Dog:
Oh, that's very profound, 'Insight Man'.

Pig the Pig:
Well excuse me for being a pig!

Otis the Cow:
[Miles has kicked the farmer unconscious a third time] WILL YOU... STOP... DOING... THAT?

Miles the Mule:
Well, unless you get him a blindfold, I'm gonna kick him!

Freddy the Ferret:
[the unconscious farmer has discovered the animals] He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!

Otis the Cow:
There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.

Miles the Mule:
He's a vegan! God bless him.

Pig the Pig:
And, uh, what is a vegan again?

Freddy the Ferret:
Oh, I know this one...

Pip the Mouse:
Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.

Peck the Rooster:
No, no, that's a vegetarian.

Pig the Pig:
Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

Duke the Dog:
That's a VAMPIRE. C'mon!

Pip the Mouse:
You can't eat cheese?

Bessy the Cow:
It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.

Peck the Rooster:
Cake?

Pig the Pig:
Cake has egg products...

Pip the Mouse:
But you can't have any dairy!

Freddy the Ferret:
No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

Pig the Pig:
I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.

[the animals all gasp as the farmer awakens and reacts. Miles kicks him in the head a second time]

Otis the Cow:
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?

Miles the Mule:
It's not like we have a lot of options.

Barn Boys:
Now, every heifer, every cow, hold tight to your udders now/Farmer Brown is beddin' down, let's turn this barn to Funkytown/Chickens on the left, dance with your neighbor, Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table/Try to go easy on the manure, it's a dance floor, not a sewer

Eddy the Cow:
[Otis and the Jersey cows are running from the cops] Two all-beef patties! That's our future!

Ben the Cow:
Put the hen down, Dag.

Dag the Coyote:
I love chicken. My favorite part is the skin.

Dag the Coyote:
[after taking down Otis] Well, look at the hero! You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends. [laughs evilly]