Barnyard2006

Freddy the Ferret:
[the unconscious farmer has discovered the animals] He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!

Otis the Cow:
There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.

Miles the Mule:
He's a vegan! God bless him.

Pig the Pig:
And, uh, what is a vegan again?

Freddy the Ferret:
Oh, I know this one...

Pip the Mouse:
Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.

Peck the Rooster:
No, no, that's a vegetarian.

Pig the Pig:
Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

Duke the Dog:
That's a VAMPIRE. C'mon!

Pip the Mouse:
You can't eat cheese?

Bessy the Cow:
It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.

Peck the Rooster:
Cake?

Pig the Pig:
Cake has egg products...

Pip the Mouse:
But you can't have any dairy!

Freddy the Ferret:
No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

Pig the Pig:
I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.

[the animals all gasp as the farmer awakens and reacts. Miles kicks him in the head a second time]

Otis the Cow:
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?

Miles the Mule:
It's not like we have a lot of options.