Beatniks

Eddy Crane:
Call that singin'? That was nuthin'.

Iris:
Eddy learned hisself ta sing, didn't cha, Eddy?

Eddy Crane:
Shut up, Iris.

Iris:
Are you the guy's who's gonna put Eddy on the TV?

Mr. Ray Morrissey:
Well, I don't know, miss. Eh, we came down to hear him sing. If he's anything like, uh...

Iris:
Oh, come *on*, pop! Eddy can sing rings around any of 'em! He can sing better than any of 'em -

Eddy Crane:
Shut up, Iris.

Iris:
But I just wanted -

Eddy Crane:
You hear what I said?

Helen Tracy:
There'll be plenty of time to celebrate later on. You could catch cold or something.

Iris:
What're you, his mother?

Helen Tracy:
I didn't -

Eddy Crane:
Iris!

Bob 'Moon' Mooney:
...the matter, man? Why don't you join the party? What's the matter, you afraid you might be catchin' a cold, man?

Iris:
Maybe you just wanna be with that freako nuthin' you've been makin' eyes with, huh?

Eddy Crane:
Get off my back, Iris. I'm thinkin'.

The Hotel Manager:
Whyyyy, you young hoodlums, I'll call the police!

Bob 'Moon' Mooney:
You say one word to anyone and I'm gonna *moon* you.

The Hotel Manager:
You're gonna what?

Bob 'Moon' Mooney:
MOON YOU!