Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice:
Should’ve gotten married in Vegas.

Jeremy:
[Leaps down from treehouse after Astrid bumps into it on bicycle, with him chortling] Are you okay? What happened?

Astrid Deetz:
Yeah, I'll live. Uh, what are you reading?

Jeremy:
[Displays book] Crime and Punishment.

Astrid Deetz:
One of those.

Jeremy:
"One of those?" What does that mean?

Astrid Deetz:
Nothing. I've read it three times.

Jeremy:
Did you really?

Astrid Deetz:
Yeah. "Pain and suffering are always inevitable."

Jeremy:
Yes. Yeah, I... I can't believe you are quoting Dostoevsky. That's... where have you been all my life? [They both chuckle]