Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

The Man From Small Town U.S.A.:
[the Man From Small Town U.S.A. comes home to find a young guy having anal sex with a large breasted woman in the barn] You know my 14-year-old son, Rhett, but I don't believe you've met my Austrian-born wife, SuperSoul. Say "howdy" to folks out there in Movieland, family.

Rhett:
Howdy.

SuperSoul:
Wie gehts?

The Man From Small Town U.S.A.:
[undressing] Now, son, if you plan on being around for your fifteenth birthday, I suggest you take out that thing you call a dick and let your old man show you how it's done.

Lavonia:
[when a surprise blowj*b on her husband Lamar entices him into forcing anal sex on her] Get your dick out of there, you "prevert"!

Dr. Asa Lavender:
[to Lamar] Stay out of my closet you b*tch!

The Man From Small Town U.S.A.:
Lola Langusts. Practitioner of the black sock. Fond of drug induced fantasies. Lola Langusta, hotter than a mexican's lunch.