Best Foot Forward

Helen Twitterton:
Bud, I guess I got you into a lot of trouble.

Bud Hooper:
No, Helen, it was my fault to begin with.

Helen Twitterton:
But if only I trusted you more.

Jack Haggerty:
Oh, again with the explaining bit. This is going to take longer than A Star Is Born!

Helen Twitterton:
Does anybody know what's gonna happen to Bud yet?

Ethel:
No, but he'll probably get thrown out of college.

Minerva:
What will his parents say?

Blind Date:
[DEADPAN] Welcome Home. Get a job!

Jack Haggerty:
[TRYING TO SELL DEAN REEBER THE IDEA OF MAKING A FILM] To play the part of Dean Reeber, the star of the picture, just who do you think they tried to sell me? Edward Arnold, Sir Cedric Hardwicke, Charles Laughton! [LAUGHS] But I said no.

Dean Reeber:
[SURPRISED] Yes?

Jack Haggerty:
You know who I see in the part? Gary Cooper!

Dean Reeber:
[FLATTERED] Gary Cooper?

Jack Haggerty:
Well, James Mason is all tied up.

Dean Reeber:
The Winsocki Story. You know it should be good for the school.

Jack Haggerty:
Good? Students will be fighting to get in. It needs a shot in the arm like this. After all, where was Yale until Cole Porter wrote Boola Boola?