Best Player

Quincy:
I'm selling encyclopedias. Just in case, you know, the entire internet breaks down.

[while playing a video game]

Chris Saunders:
You think you can bring your pathetic little game into my house? "Prodigy's" coming for you. [waves her controllers] Ouch. Bet you didn't know your hammer could fit up there, did ya?

Tracy Saunders:
You make me feel like a teenager when I'm with you.

Quincy:
That's weird, because you make me feel like a grown-up.

["Q" offers to drop out of the video game tournament]

Prodigy:
I want you to play in that tournament, so you know what it's like to have your dreams crushed.