Between the Lions

Cleo:
You know, Theo, I never get tired of telling people about our funders.

Theo:
Me neither. I could do it at least once every day.

Cleo:
We do.

Theo:
Oh yeah, right. We do.

Click:
I had nothing to do with this.

Cleo:
Then why are you wearing a pig nose?

Click:
Um... Evolution?

Cleo:
Leona, now you know your dad will be here to take care of you and I'll only be gone for a couple of days.

Leona:
I know, Mama, it's okay.

Cleo:
Okay. I'm gonna go start packing now. I love you, Leona.

Leona:
I love you, Mama.

[Theo has accidentally scared Leona with a mask he had made]

Theo:
Oh Leona, oh baby I'm sorry. Daddy's so sorry. Oh, I terrified my little girl. What kind of father am I?

Lionel:
I don't know. What kind of father are you?

Cleo:
A very good father. That's what kind.

Lionel:
Dad, if it's any consolation, I thought it would work too.

Cliff Hanger Singers:
[singing] Cliff Hanger/ Hanging from a cliff/ And that's why he's called Cliff Hanger.

Cliff Hanger:
Can't... Hold... On... Much... LONGER!

Cliff Hanger Singers:
[singing] Black Stapler/ It staples and it's black/ And that's why its called Black Stapler.

Artie Smartypants:
Oobracadoobra!

Lionel:
So, do you still like meatsicles?

Lenny Lizard:
You bet! Um, do you still like making dinosaurs out of cheese wax?

Lionel:
Every day!

Lenny Lizard:
Lionel!!

Lionel:
Lenny!! [They hug]

Leona:
...And they both still like boring books.