Bieber Fever

Barry:
I'm gonna win this! I'm gonna win this!

Travis:
Are you sure about that?

Barry:
I'm... one in forty-two percent positive!

Travis:
Ah, I'm not sure about that [Lays down cards] .

Barry:
HA! [Slams down cards] YES!

Barry:
Hey you-, you cheated!

Jaren:
No, I did not!

Barry:
Yeah you did, you so cheated!

Jaren:
I did not!

Jaren:
Are you guys kidding me? He's like... the best singer ever! Tens times better than Michael Jackson!

Barry:
Yeah, if you're a babe...

Jaren:
Well, excuse me for being a babe!

Barry:
...Without a life.

Jaren:
Without a life!

Barry:
Turn that off before I puke all over myself.

Jaren:
No! No.

Travis:
Do you have Bieber Fever or something?

Jaren:
No!

Barry:
He does. He definitely does.

Travis:
He does.

Barry:
Worse than me.

Travis:
He does! Okay...

Jaren:
[Stands up] What? No!

The Mailman:
Um, hi. I'm going to have to make you, um, sign here... here... [Ripping noise. See's Jaren dancing in the background] What the heck is that?

Barry:
Jaren, Jaren, Jaren... Jaren. [Tries to light a match for a minute] Jaren. Jaren [Attempts to light a match again] Jaren... [Strikes match again] Jaren- [to Travis] YOU'RE THE BOY SCOUT! CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS TO WORK?

Travis:
UH, I NEVER EARNED MY...

Barry:
SHUT UP!

Travis:
Okay!

Barry:
Jaren... [Gets frustrated trying to strike match] Oh... my gosh! I can't believe...

Travis:
Try- Try getting it at an angle!

Barry:
Oh, maybe the other side. [Turns match box over and strikes match. The match finally is lit]

Barry:
[Leaning lit match close to Justin Bieber's signature] Okay, her we go. Jaren...

Travis:
Jaren...

Barry:
Jaren...

Travis:
Jaren...

Barry:
JAREN.

Travis:
No more Justin Bieber for you?

Barry:
No more Justin Bieber for you?

Travis:
No more "Baby"?

Barry:
None?

Travis:
No more Bieber Fever?

Barry:
NONE?

Jaren:
[Whimpering] Uh huh! Uh huh!

Barry:
Okay!

Travis:
Okay. [Starts blowing out the burning part of the paper]

Barry:
Okay!

Barry:
Okay, you can choose any song...

Travis:
Yeah.

Barry:
Any song except...

Jaren:
[Plays "Hoedown Throwdown"]

Barry:
-Except that song.

Barry:
I'm so gonna win this.

Travis:
Ah, are you sure?

Barry:
I am... totally positive!

Travis:
Are you sure?

Barry:
[Picks up chocolate coin] This is gonna be in my stomach soon!

Travis:
Nu uh! No!

Barry:
Yeah it is!

Travis:
No.

Barry:
It is... well, not the wrapping, but... nevermind. 'Kay, I'm, I'm...

Travis:
Alright. You know what?

Barry:
Just put down your cards.

Travis:
[Puts down cards]

Barry:
YES!

[Slams down cards]

Travis:
Oh my gosh!

Jaren:
Ah Ha Ha!

Barry, Travis:
NO!

Jaren:
[Grabs all the chocolate coins] Come to papa!

Barry, Travis:
NO! NO! NO!

Jaren:
I win!

Barry:
NO! NO YOU DON'T!