Bionic Woman

Antonio Pope:
You're a machine, don't think about it.

Jaime Sommers:
Even if it's not real, it's still attached. I'd like to keep it that way.

Jaime Sommers:
Are you still in love with her?

Jae Kim:
I don't know if love is the word. She killed 14 of our agents and I shot her in the head.

Jaime Sommers:
I could see how that experience might stay with a person.

Jaime Sommers:
Who are you?

Sarah Corvus:
Without being too melodramatic about the whole thing, I'm Sarah Corvus. The first Bionic Woman. Ta da.

[as Jaime is escaping the Wolf Creek biotech facility]

Ruth Treadwell:
Letting her go isn't a bad idea. You want her loyalty? Give her freedom... or the illusion of freedom.

Ruth Treadwell:
I'm Ruth.

Jaime Sommers:
I'm pissed.

Jae Kim:
You know what scares me about you? Your father. He seemed normal too.

Will Anthros:
If I'm anything like my father, you just made a big mistake.

[first lines]

Blonde Woman:
I didn't want to.

Jaime Sommers:
That's not real food!

Becca Sommers:
You're not a real Mom.

Jaime Sommers:
Come on, Will. I am a bartender and a dropout. You're a professor.

Will Anthros:
...And a surgeon.

Jaime Sommers:
How can you take me seriously?

Will Anthros:
What makes you think I take you seriously?

Will Anthros:
While we're on the subject, why are you with me?

Jaime Sommers:
You're not entirely uncharming...

Will Anthros:
So, I'm thinking Coltrane if it's a boy, Billie if it's a girl.

Jaime Sommers:
You don't have to do this, you know.

Will Anthros:
Actually, I'm pretty sure you have to name them.

The Man:
The doctor. Did you kill him?

Sarah Corvus:
It was like a ride at Disneyland.

The Man:
Which one?

Sarah Corvus:
I've never been.

The Man:
I'll take you. You'll love it.

Ruth Treadwell:
Born Jaime Wells Sommers. Van Horn, Iowa. February twenty third, nineteen eighty three. Mother deceased, cancer. She's clean except for a sealed court record from nineteen ninety eight.

Jonas Bledsoe:
What's in it?

Ruth Treadwell:
It's sealed.

Jonas Bledsoe:
Unseal it.

Ruth Treadwell:
I'm working on it. I think she's a good candidate.

Jonas Bledsoe:
Let's pretend I'm soliciting opinions. Why?

Ruth Treadwell:
She's stable. I pulled up an old Minnesota multi-phasic personality inventory. I liked what I saw. Plus, the situation with her sister shows loyalty. And she's smart. I found an old I.Q. test.

Jonas Bledsoe:
How did she do?

Ruth Treadwell:
A little better than you, Sir.

Ruth Treadwell:
We're here to talk about our feelings.

Jaime Sommers:
How do you feel about me being kept here against my will?

Ruth Treadwell:
I was speaking editorially. Actually, we're here to talk about your feelings.

Jaime Sommers:
Something no one seems to have any regard for.

Ruth Treadwell:
Curve balls will do that.

Little Girl:
[after seeing Jaime running through the forest] Mommy, there's a lady out there running really fast. Like as fast as a car!

Mother:
Sweetie, what did I tell you about making things up?

Little Girl:
I just thought it was cool that a girl could do that, that's all.

Jae Kim:
Sarah Corvus is a time bomb. We both know it.

Anthony Anthros:
Well, time bombs only matter to those who have time.

Jaime Sommers:
I almost killed a man. I didn't even know what I was doing. What did you put in my head?

Will Anthros:
Microscopic chips have been implanted in your cerebral cortex. My father... developed the technology for the military. The program was meant to help amputees in the gulf; of course, he saw the combat applications immediately.

Jaime Sommers:
You made me into a soldier.

Jonas Bledsoe:
Jae, can you train her?

Jae Kim:
Um, the last one we screened, tested, and there was psych evaluations, and she was a soldier. Look where that got us.

Will Anthros:
We always talked about non-military applications. Here's our chance.

Jae Kim:
Your opinion isn't valid here, you're too close to the subject.

Will Anthros:
This from the guy who played house with the last one.

Sarah Corvus:
[lighting up a cigarette] The anthrocytes in our blood can filter out any impurities in our lungs. Fringe benefit of being a freak.

Jaime Sommers:
What do you want from me?

Sarah Corvus:
Honestly, I'm not sure. Jogging partner?

Sarah Corvus:
You only have one bionic arm. You should do something about that. [they begin to fight] You're gonna have to do a little better than that. [they fight more and Jaime punches Sarah and tosses her]

Jaime Sommers:
How am I doing now?

Sarah Corvus:
Not bad. Not bad at all.

Jaime Sommers:
Who are you?

Jonas Bledsoe:
You have fifty million dollars worth of my property inside you, so I guess you could say I'm your landlord.

Jaime Sommers:
What do you want from me?

Jonas Bledsoe:
I don't know, maybe you died three days ago and you just haven't realized it yet.

Jaime Sommers:
Is that a threat?

Jonas Bledsoe:
There are no free agents here Miss Sommers. Sooner or later, you're gonna have to make a choice. It goes something like this: heads, you lose; tails, you die. Welcome to the game.

Jaime Sommers:
By the way, Sarah Corvus says "hello".

Jonas Bledsoe:
[to Ruth] Tell Jae we have a candidate.

Becca Sommers:
[retrieving her laptop] Too easy.

Jaime Sommers:
[to the mirror] Boo!

Sarah Corvus:
[to Jamie] Time in.

Sarah Corvus:
[to Jamie] Time out.

Jamie Summers:
Who are you?

Sarah:
Without being too melodramatic about it, I'm Sarah Corvis. The FIRST Bionic Woman... tada!

Little Girl:
Mommy, there's a lady out there running really fast like as fast as a car!

Mom:
Sweetie, what did I tell you about making things up?

Little Girl:
I just thought it was cool that a girl can do that, that's all.