Black Lagoon

Revy:
Let's dance the jitterbug baby!

Dutch:
[to Luak] You just hit a dead end. Seems you were the one destined to dance the cha-cha with some hot lead.

Balalaika:
[to Mr. Chin] Pray. That's about the only thing you can still do while you're alive.

Balalaika:
[Rock hands phone to Dutch] Hi there, Dutch! I hear you went on a wild goose chase, and you got stuck playing games with Mr. Chin

Dutch:
Who told you about that?

Balalaika:
[Chin is strapped to a bomb in his apartment] He told me himself. Let's just say he's a bit too loud to organize any kind of conspiracy. He was blabbing away to just about everyone in town. even the dead would have known what was happening. anyways... we'll make sure nothing like this happens again. It was a real pain for you, wasn't it?

Dutch:
No, I wouldn't say that. It wasn't even enough to give me a headache.

Balalaika:
Thanks Dutch. I realize it's hardly enough after what you went through, but I'll let you hear something amusing: they call this "Pleasure and Pain"

Dutch:
Oh? Is it cooler than JB?

Balalaika:
Of course. [Balalaika pushes the button on the detonator]

Dutch:
[Dutch hears the explosion over the phone] Yeah, that sounded cool.

Dutch:
We've been hired by an antique collector in Spain, and this guy's hobby happens to be collecting Nazi artwork.

Revy:
That's a pretty f***ed up hobby.

Sister Eda:
[Janet Bhai is running away from gangsters while Revy, Rock and Sister Eda keep pace with her in Benny's car] Hey, sis. Jogging this late at night? How hard-working of you.

Janet Bhai:
You! You tricked me!

Sister Eda:
That's pretty disrespectful. How can you talk that way to your guardian angel?

Janet Bhai:
Screw you! I thought I was going to die!

Sister Eda:
Oh really? Do you want us to save you? Think hard. If you don't want to hand over the plates, I guess we don't have a choice. You'd better run to a mosque next time. What do you think?

Revy:
[to Eda] How low can you go... really?

Janet Bhai:
30,000 dollars!

Sister Eda:
Rock, it's almost my bedtime. I'm going back to the church.

Janet Bhai:
You monster! 100,000!

Sister Eda:
Don't insult me. Look, they're after you.

Janet Bhai:
All right! I'll go with your conditions!

Sister Eda:
[Rock stops the car and Janet tries to catch her breath] All right! Contract complete!

Janet Bhai:
If you don't actually save me, I'll haunt you.

Sister Eda:
I know. If I did anything more evil, I'd only scare away the customers.

Balalaika:
[hang up] Rock gave us an answer, the kids are from Dracula's birthplace.

Boris:
Romanians. [Touching his forehead] damn, Romanians! the Romanian army in Kabul spoke this way. Of course.

Balalaika:
Remember things becomes more difficult with age. Don't worry sergeant, is the same for me.

Verrocchio:
[Hansel and Gretel arrive to Verrocchio's office] I told you don't come here. Why are you here?

Gretel:
We talked about it and we decided

Verrocchio:
[terrified] What?

H?nsel:
Yes. The "Borscht" is the main dish, but we start with "Macaroni"

Balalaika:
This is not like enjoying a movie and drink while we stink blood. Chang, I found out who they are.

Mr. Chang:
I see. It's an interesting story, how do you find out?

Balalaika:
In the end, we find the answer in the Rowan's things.

Mr. Chang:
"Pink Shop" Rowan? Do you "invited" to your office? I bet he was scared to death

Balalaika:
He was about to "give birth" a big one on his pants.

Mr. Chang:
How disgusting for him.

Balalaika:
I asked him about kiddie porn offering Romanian twins or snuff films. He gave us two hundred and fifty videos.

Mr. Chang:
This is really disgusting.

Mr. Chang:
A ticket to see a f***ed up song and dance on tape, what a terrible story, but appropriate for our world. Sometimes I'm walking on a giant pile of sh*t. "Morality" and "Justice" does not really go with me, words like that and the thing that comes out of their asses are strikingly similar. Having sympathy for those kids is in the same level for the idiots who hold missiles and talk about peace.

Sister Eda:
All these guys think they are hunting deer in Montana. The twins are more like coyotes, It will not be that easy.

Mr. Chang:
Only one thing you can trust in this world, and it is on brute force.

Balalaika:
So I will see you again like a gunslinger? I will wait anxiously, Baby.

Mr. Chang:
I rather like risk my arm, but now I must keep my reputation is a big pain in the ass. Oh, and don't call me "Baby".

Sister Eda:
[pointing her gun on Hansel and Gretel] You better finish your prayers.

Gretel:
Wait, wait... [approaching her] Can I ask you something? How much money is for our heads?

Sister Eda:
Eighty thousand U.S. dollars!Don't move!

Gretel:
It's a good price, [Looking for something in a bag] but I have a question. [She takes out several stacks of a hundred dollar bills from the bag] I have the Verrocchio's office money here. I don't mind to fight you, but there is something we can do. How do you sound like one hundred thousand for not having seen us?

Sister Eda:
Don't f*** with us!, we aren't errand girls.

Gretel:
How about one hundred and fifty thousand? [throws the bills in the air ] What do you think?

Sister Eda:
[hesitant while the bills falls around her] Well... [looks up] What we do, Revy?

Revy:
[sadistic] Don't panic, Eda. We'll take it all, eighty thousand, one hundred fifty thousand and their lives.

Mr. Chang:
Are you going to take us again to war?

Balalaika:
I like to call it a controlled conflict.

Rock:
[while eating lunch in the town square together, Rock makes a confession] Revy... I'm not... gonna aplogize anymore.

Revy:
[eyes flare open with anger] I must've misheard you... you better hope I did, otherwise you're a f***in' dead man.

Rock:
Is that right? [slams down his bowl of noodles and stands up] In that case... I'll say it again! I didn't make any mistake and I have nothing to apologize for! That's what I'm saying!

Revy:
[gets up with a cold dead look in her eyes] That's a shame. You just stepped... on a non-negotiable, big-ass f***ing landmine. [draws her weapon, scaring the townspeople] Like I said, a real shame. Just answer me one last thing: what do you want on your tombstone... cocksucker?

Rock:
[narrows eyes] How about, 'there's no excuse for a fool with a gun'?

Sister Yolanda:
[after negotiations with Rock at the church, Yolanda gives Revy some advice as she departs] Young lady, you know you could learn a thing or two from that man. In the end, waving your gun around doesn't work, you'll never do business like that. [chuckles sweetly at her]

Revy:
[just narrows her eyes at Yolanda] Go f*** yourself. [shuts door behind her as she leaves]

Balalaika:
[Rock and Revy arrive at the Balalaika's Office, she is editing a porn video while she seem too boring for do that work] So, the shipment will be late? Dutch could have told me by phone, but you came here.

Revy:
[while she watches the video, Rock tries to look elsewhere] You tell that to Dutch.

Balalaika:
[while she presses the pause button, then presses the forward button and then presses the play button] All right. I just need to take care of fifty of these today... I should have hired someone part time to do this. It's making my head feel strange... And I have a meeting tonight. Some idiots are selling drugs without permission. It's a real pain in the...

Revy:
[Appearing astonished by what she sees] Hey, hey, That thing is in her ass?

Balalaika:
[Without surprise] Yes, it's in her ass.

Revy:
[Pointing their gun at each other] Make your move, Eda, Second-rate gunman.

Sister Eda:
Do you want me to teach you how to smoke through your forehead?

Rock:
Revy... I'm not... gonna apologize anymore.

Revy:
[eyes flare open with anger] I must've misheard you... you better hope I did, otherwise you're a f***ing dead man.

Rock:
Is that right? [Slams down his bowl and stands up] I'll say it again! I didn't make any mistake and I have nothing to apologize for! That's what I'm saying!

Revy:
[Gets up with a cold dead look in her eyes] That's a shame. You just stepped... on a non-negotiable, big-ass f***ing landmine. [Draws her weapon, scaring the townspeople] Like I said, a real shame. [C*cks her weapon] Just answer me one last thing: What do you want on your tombstone?

Revy:
[Narrows eyes] How about, "There's no cure for a violent idiot"?

Revy:
[Staring at him coldly] Goodbye, Rock. See you.

[Is heard a shot on the horizon. When the smoke cleared, Revy is terrified, Rock has diverted the shot taking the gun's barrel with his right hand, he has a wound on the forehead]

Rock:
You See? You can't solve everything with a gun.

Revy:
You,f***ing...

Rock:
[Grabbing to Revy from her shirt's collar] Don't call me "f***ing "! My Name is Rock! Do you understand? I have enough of this. I've reached my limit! I thought it was over to kiss the ass of my superiors!... And now I'm at the end of the world's kissing the ass of a woman? What kind of sick joke is this?

Revy:
You, Insolent son of a...

Rock:
[very angry] IT'S ROCK! ?Insolent? F*** that, you idiot! Aren't you a fugitive?, a wild pirate? But as soon as you open your mouth is "Money, Money, Money, Money"! You think you're a villain after a great prize, but you end up scavenging the corpses! There is a limit to how f***ing greedy can you be! Don't you have some pride in that head of yours?

Revy:
[Pushing him to free herself from the grab] Don't try to act the hero, Clerk! [She throws him a cup full of chopsticks] What do you know about me? What the f*** you know, eh? SAY IT! A guy like you, with a life so peaceful, has no f***ing idea how I lived!

Rock:
You're right. There is no way that I know that! I'm not you. But let me ask you something [takes off his tie] What do you know about me? No matter how you live, one finds the suffering, isn't it? You don't have the intention to understand that. And when you can't answer, you conveniently become the tragic heroine. That's the most cowardly thing in you!

Revy:
SHUT UP! [Kicking and Knocking down the table] You're the one who sees this at your convenience! Damn, this is not like those cheap Hollywood films that you like! Pride? F*** that! Look around! There's a pile of sh*t everywhere! Robin Hood no longer exists, A**hole!

Rock:
If there is no Robin Hood, then become a Robin Hood! Is a way of life better than going around crying and whoring!

Revy:
Shut up, SHUT THE F*** UP! [draws her other weapon] I'll kill you

Rock:
[Without showing afraid of her] Go Ahead, Do it. Keep chasing your tail like a dog. If you kill me here, that will be the proof [At that moment, the police arrive to arrest them]

Revy:
[while she tries to avoid looking at Rock] Give me the keys, I'll come back alone.

Rock:
Then I could not go home

Revy:
Then, walk.

Rock:
This is not going to happen

Revy:
Then, Go back to Japan. You aren't made for this

Rock:
You're the one who invited me

Revy:
I screwed up on that

Rock:
I wonder, Who prevented that the incident at the church became a bloodbath? Is like that old woman said, You can't solve everything with a gun

Eda:
Let's see how much you talk with a hole in your head.

Mr. Chang:
[to Rock] It's better that you help him, Rock, or he will have gray hair in his twentieth birthday.

Lieutenant Colonel Matsuda:
[1945, While they depart from the Kiel Navy Base, bombed by the Allies] This is a "Farewell, Germany" is a shame that the last time we see the German sky, has that color.

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
As a result we have gone unnoticed by the ally patrol. If we leave Shetland Islands and reached the North Sea, we will quickly under the blue sky of Spain and then on the shores of Africa. And soon you will forget these clouds, Colonel Matsuda.

Lieutenant Colonel Matsuda:
After all, a man who is here to study aviation should not be destroyed by a plane.

Rock:
What is that?

Dutch:
[arriving with two oxygen tanks and other attachments for diving] I don't know... Do I look like a confused Santa Claus?

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
[Knowing that the submarine is done for] It's a pity we can not return the Japanese to his homeland.

German Soldier:
Sir, The Colonel Matsuda has been... [See the Lieutenant Colonel, who has committed seppuku himself]

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
Samurai-style... I did not realize he had a katana for this. [approaching to his men] Loyal and valiant soldiers of Germany, we stood up to the enemy in a dignified manner in the waters of the Atlantic, but our final battle is over and we could not see the palm trees of Batavia. [Some mariners are seen crying] Our ship has sunk to 57 meters deep, we have no assurance that the ballast and the engines can be repaired. You have carried out numerous battles with courage praise. At this moment I will waive all your military obligation. In two hours we were left without air. Choose wisely how you desire to die.

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
Lieutenant Colonel, I have to talk to you

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
Captain, Is been a while ago since I heard the engines. When we will go to the surface?

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
We will not go. Anymore. Sorry.

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
Pathetic...

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
Yes, I am.

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
You don't understand anything!

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
Understand... what?

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
The importance of this mission! The significance of this picture!

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
So the cargo was that picture. Well, I do not think that is nothing to write home.

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
So you guys already knew ahead of time that we would lose the war. [Pulls out a black and white photo in which Wentzel poses with his wife, his son and a baby that his wife is carrying in her arms] And what you were planning is to prepare for the next. What a bunch of... Do you have family?

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
Wife and Son in Stuttgart. Why?

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
I am proud to have fought with all my heart for my country. I do not regret anything, even now, I am doomed to die. However, I am disappointed for something, having to die beside a miserable like you who can not even remember your own family in your last few moments.

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
Withdraw what you said, Captain.You have no right to compare the family with the greatness of our nation!

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
[Bouncing a puff of smoke from his pipe] is useless, no matter how hard you try. Hitler's empire is finished.

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
Silence...

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
By heeding his obsession, my country and my ship have ended this way.

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
Shut Up!

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
I am pleased that we have sunk, if that way my family does not have to see that f***ing Nazi flag anymore.

SS Lieutenant Colonel Spielberger:
[Throwing his hat and drawing his pistol] Shut the f*** up! Withdraw what you said!

Lieutenant Commander Wentzel Ahbe:
The sinking of our ship must be the will of God. [Gunshots are heard inside the submarine]

Rock:
[Desperate] Hell, if I had known, I had not said anything. I've only dived once in Ishigaki islands.Dutch scammed me!

Revy:
You keep repeating it since we embarked. Don't be so heavy, A**hole.

Revy:
I can't... I can't go diving!

Rock:
[as he finishes putting on the fins of his diving suit] I have not welded anything in life, and even less under water. It will not work.

Revy:
Hey, you finished reviewing the gear? If you keep scratching your balls, I'll throw into the water without tank.

Rock:
Almost...

Revy:
What about the oxygen compressor? Did you verify the gauge? If you drown, I'll leave you in that Nazi graveyard.

Rock:
Don't get mad, I will do it fine...

Rock:
[Taking him by the neck] If you die, you will be a hindrance. You better do it fine, useless.

Dutch:
So, You've distracted her with a gun and have saved the Rock's ass. You're full of surprises.

Benny:
Yes, I watch over the relationships and the sake of my employees.

[last lines]

Rock:
[Voiceover] This underwater graveyard, it will be discovered

Rock:
I wish she don't turn my country in a war zone.

Rock:
There is something wrong with her.

Revy:
They're war maniacs, They left some screws there in Afganisthan

Revy:
Rock. Did you remember anything?

Rock:
Like what?

Revy:
What do you mean with "Like what"? This is your country. Don't you have anybody? A Family? It's not like you were born from the crotch of a tree.

Rock:
From the first time you aimed a weapon against me in that boat... has already been a year

Revy:
Hell, yeah.

Rock:
This is a place I knew well, but I don't know him at all. My family did not get along. My older brother went well and got a government job. At first I did not get into school and ended up in a normal company. They did not expect much of me. I guess They really don't care about me.

Revy:
But your friends are still alive, right? at least contact them, you still have not been arrested, this is your only chance. If you continue with this, one day you will not be able to see them anymore.

Balalaika:
Sorry. is difficult to remember those who came to power through money rather than skill. Better write your name on a dollar bill so I could remember it.

Revy:
[after seeing Roberta use the combat shotgun hidden under her umbrella] Dutch, I know what I want for Christmas!

Revy:
[to Garcia] Hey, kid! I hope your maid be so strong as you say, [She pulls out her pistols] these little girls haven't seen action in a while.

Revy:
You're a bit confused. They want to destroy the disk, right? Your life is a simple...

Rock:
My life is a f***in' collateral damage!, Damn! [as he kicks the torpedo container] F***! F***! F***! F***!

Revy:
You know there's a torpedo in there.

Rock:
You shut up! Shut the f*** up!

Dutch:
Doesn't it seem strange, Benny?

Benny:
Yes, quite rare, Dutch. They just are shooting at us, and are capable of making us hash.

Dutch:
Right. There is something fishy.

E.O. Captain:
Hey, mayer!

Mayer:
Yes?

E.O. Captain:
Don't you excite to see how they will react to this tension?

Mayer:
They have no chance.

E.O. Captain:
Hm! Our weapons will leave them as strainers. So I'm anxious to see his reaction. If they are boring and not even try to defend themselves, we will torture them to death.

Rock:
[as he shows the middle finger and sees the helicopter being shot down by the torpedo] You're finished! All of you!

Dutch:
[after the crash landing of the boat] My head is still whole, my sunglasses are not broken... Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter.

Revy:
[thrown to the ground upside down] Sh*t on the mother of Christ. I will not repeat this!.

Dutch:
Benny, are you okay?.

Benny:
Yes, I am alive, but the computer is sh*t. we must fix it, we...

Dutch:
Hey, what about Rock?

Revy:
There you go... [Rock lies unconscious on the floor] Just before impact, he cried like William Holden in The Wild Bunch.

Dutch:
He seems comfortable being there lying down.

Revy:
Hell, yeah. [Rock is unconscious, but smiling]

Balalaika:
[Dutch gives her the disc] I love the work well done, Dutch. But you look terrible, Dutch.

Dutch:
We aren't going to a wedding.

Rock:
[to the Vice-president] Chief, don't you remember? [Rock takes off his tie] I'm already dead, you told me that. My name is... My name is Rock!

Balalaika:
Rock, sorry I left you in the hands of that rabble. but it would be a pity that a boy like you stay in "Japanski". Come with us if you ever need help. Take care.

Dutch:
So, Rock... What are you gonna do?

Rock:
I am no longer held hostage by anyone, I have no place to go...

Revy:
I have a friend that could need a sailor. Are you interested? They're messengers.

Rock:
And they evade the law day after day, right? [Rock joins to Black Lagoon]

[last lines]

Rock:
Nobody will believe me, but... I became a pirate of the Southern Seas. This huge ship was the prey today.

Revy:
Let's return to port to eat. There are Chinese soup at Tao-han's [throws a grenade launcher Revi and Rock receives it]... everyone loves it.

E.O. Captain:
Once they're clear, we'll nail them with a single shot. We're gonna put an end to this dual, once an for all. You're about to get f***ed, baby!

Claude 'Torch' Weaver:
Shucks, I sure do get a kick out of playing chase with a young lady like yourself, but these old legs can't keep this up much longer. Why don't you give up? I promise I'll just toast you lightly. I'll make it quick. My wife didn't even take five minutes to cook. I'll be happy as I can be once I get a wiff of your skin starting to char. And would you just look at this weather we've been getting. It's the perfect day for a barbecue.

Rock:
Dutch, I counted the boxes that we deliver as you asked me to do, and also brought on board the package, but... [Showing that he comes with a ten years old boy] Is he the package?

Revy:
[Garcia throws a bowl of soup in Revy's face] YOU WANTED IT!

Dutch:
[Listening to the noise that she causes in the cabin from the bridge] Rock...

Revy:
[Cocking her gun] DO YOU WANT BE SLAUGHTER AND SHOW YOU WHAT YOU ATE FOR BREAKFAST?

Dutch:
...Sorry, could you swap babysitting duties with Revy?

Revy:
[Things breaking are heard] COME HERE, LITTLE BRAT!

Dutch:
Her professionalism is her main problem.

Revy:
SON OF A...! [Rock goes to the cabin]

Dutch:
Is no good if the package has some holes.

Rock:
[Garcia throws a slice of pizza in the face of Rock] Well, only be for a while, but we will be together on the trip. Could you stop throwing food?

Garcia:
I will not say anything. Santa Maria sees all this, villain.

Rock:
[while using a handkerchief to wipe his face] Well, there is not much say because I'm helping with this kidnapping.

Garcia:
You are different from the tattooed woman or that black guy. You seem to be a normal person.

Rock:
[Sitting next to Garcia] It seems, I am a villain in training.

Rock:
Lanthanides?

Garcia:
They are called "rare earths" Don't you know the periodic table of elements?

Rock:
What else do you know about the "rare earth"?

Garcia:
Lutecium, atomic number 71, was found in our land. is used as a means to repair ceramics. How about that? [Rock still doesn't believe the Garc?a's words] Didn't work, huh?

Dutch:
[Looking at his watch] Revy, Rock is taking too long.

Revy:
[while she polishes her gun] He probably is getting sentimental, He probably will tell us a sad story and he will ask us to let the child go. [Sees Rock coming out from the hatch] I told you. with a look like that.

Bao:
[When sees Roberta sitting at the bar] Hey, we don't serve milk here.

Roberta:
So, Can you give me some water? I just arrived today and do not know much about the surroundings. I am looking for a Colombian friend... [Bao interrupts her by putting a mug of beer in front of her, a beer drop splashes on her face]

Bao:
This is a bar. Order a real drink, You Idiot.

Roberta:
[She wipes the face and keeps her composure] I just arrived today and do not know much about the surroundings. I am looking for a friend of mine who is Colombian... Will you know where are the appropriate authorities?

Bao:
[still reading his newspaper] Miss, Do I look like the tourism department or an job agency?

Garcia:
She is some clumsy, she can not make cleaning or chores, but... [to Revy] Roberta is so much stronger than you!

Revy:
[after seeing Garcia, she breaks into laughter] Of all the f***ing things you could say! [mocking Garcia] She's not going to throw me a teapot, Does she? If what you say is true, I now believe that Jesus crossed the Route 66 in a chopper.

Rock:
Have you seen her strength? [In saying this, Revy stops laughing]

[last lines]

Roberta:
[to Abrego and his men] I hope you forgive me, but I am afraid I will have to be discourteous

Abrego:
[the Black Lagoon team with Garcia arrive at Yellow Flag] Did you hear that? Is being discourteous?

[Abrego's men break into laughter]

Abrego:
You killed me, but with laughter! What are you going to do?

Roberta:
I am afraid I will not be able to contain myself.

[Garcia recognizes Roberta by her voice, Roberta is pointing with her umbrella toward Abrego's men]

Roberta:
Thus, with your permission, please enjoy this.

Garcia:
Roberta!

[Roberta fires a shotgun blast from her umbrella]

[first lines]

Rock:
At the entrance to the Gulf, a statue of Buddha, which is supposed to bring peace to the world, remains in ruins. Behind him is the port of immorality: Roanapur. At the entrance by land to the city there is always a hanging, waiting for some stranger. And before, the city of pleasure: Roanapur. Once upon a time I was a businessman in Tokyo. Now I'm a pirate. [as he walks through the city, sees a caged crow]

Crow:
[Repeating words that ever heard somewhere, like a parrot] I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! Mothaf***a! Mothaf***a! I'll Kill you! Mothaf***a Cheater!

Revy:
Yes, criminals around the world come here to scratch their balls. They deceive each other, each and every one of them. You're not able to survive if you just can trust your eyes. but it's great while you're still alive.

Dutch:
This city has lost so much

Benny:
[Benny arrives in his car stopping in front of him] Hey Dutch, I got it, this is the new cargo. Is pure and unadulterated. A good deal.

Dutch:
It's funny that you use the word "Pure" in this city.

Chin:
[after finishing the call with Luak] I told you, Dutch. you will regret this.

Revy:
Rock, what you did in your job?

Rock:
I worked in the department of raw materials going to business travel, writing reports... And I did the phone calls, but I think my real work was to be a scab. At night was to put up my bosses drunk. When they were drunk, they kicked my ass.

Revy:
You were screwed, Rock. What a sad story. having to endure all that. Are you a masochist?

Rock:
Supporting all this is part of the job. Nobody wants to be out of work. all survive in that way.

Rock:
Revy, What do you used to do before coming here?

Revy:
What I do now and what I did before has not changed.

Revy:
[Jokingly] So you were going to swim the river, waving a machete as a kid?

Revy:
It's true. I stole, I killed and made a lot of bad things. [Both are left staring uncomfortably silent] Yes, I was screwed.

Chin:
You better pray, Dutch. Then you will know what heaven is waiting for you.

Dutch:
Were you hired by Chin, Luak? Even God will laugh at your stupidity.

Luak:
Perhaps when I'll make you dance with hot-lead, you'll close that big mouth.

Rock:
Revy, What are you gonna do?

Revy:
Rock, let's leave it for later to tell me how is your world. Now I must to concentrate on my world.

Rock:
She has killed all by herself. Unbelievable. [Voice over] I said that out loud but actually, I was thinking about something else. I was wondering what had happened to her life to have ended that way, And what was happening to me?, I was admiring her destructive power.

Balalaika:
[Balalaika arrives with her men] Well, well, well. Where are you going so fast? Ah, you have a lot of work. Do you need some help, Mr. Chin?

Chin:
[Nervous] I think there has been a misunderstanding. It's just a rumor running around. If we sit and talk while we eat, I'm sure this will become clear...

Balalaika:
[Throwing down on the floor with a kick in the face] Listen, You bag of sh*t. We're not here to ask anything. we know all we want to know. Pray. That's all you can do while you're still alive.

[last lines]

Revy:
Rock, we are not working. Put on the Hawaiian shirt!

Rock:
No F***ing way!

H?nsel:
You're funny, lady. But what are you talking about? I'm not gonna die. I can't die, because... I've killed so many people in my life. We've killed many, many, many, many people. It means we get to live for that much longer. We can... we can add on to our lives. So we're never going to die. That's right. We are eternal.

Gretel:
It's beautiful, the sky...

[first lines]

Rock:
This is a businessman's town. I snuck in somehow by graduating from a state college. I get my ass kicked by my superiors. But you yearn to be like that just to get by in this place, this city of winter where I live. But all that seems far away. All that's in front of me is the azure of the East China Sea, the clamoring wind, and...

Rock:
[gets punched in the mouth by Dutch]

Revy:
Dutch, this guy is a jerk, shoot on his knees, he will sing like a bird.

Dutch:
Is not necessary... That disc is more than enough for payment.

Dutch:
Ok, Gentlemen! We go and we leave you free. But I recommend that none of you follow us. That thing over there is a torpedo launcher. If you don't want blow up, you better don't move in the next half hour, then you will be free.

Rock:
[Relieved] We're saved.

Revy:
[Pointing her gun to his head] So. why do you relax? You're coming with us, scum.

Rock:
[Nervous] you're kidding... you're kidding, right?

Revy:
Shut up and walk.

Rock:
[voice-over] I wonder if that is the Stockholm syndrome, is like this big man were the only person on the whole world whom I can trust.

Revy:
[hands him a glass of rum completely filled] If you were a man, you'd drink Rum. but... you're just a sh*t who even can't challenge a woman... I will not force you, but, I will make you wear a skirt ,some pigtails and take you to a Dance Party.

Rock:
I hate Noblemen! but... [drinks the entire glass of rum from a single sip] In business dinners make us drink a f***ing lot.Don't underestimate a Japanese businessman!

Revy:
You... [They get up from the chair and look face to face defiantly] Hey, Bartender...

Rock, Revy:
BRING US ALL THE BACARDI YOU GOT!

Benny:
Damn, I thought you didn't like be challenged

Dutch:
Revy! Show them why you're called "Two-Hands"!

Rock:
[while he's watching to Revi handling the shootout] She's... smiling

Rock:
[while everyone are fleeing in the Black Lagoon's car] What the f*** is this? Am I in a movie?

Revy:
Don't be stupid, this is much funnier than Hollywood.

Rock:
[as he sees the helicopter hovering above the boat] Damn it, they'll kill me with that.

Revy:
Rock, Hold this... [She throws him a rifle, he receives it]

Rock:
A gun? Don't make me take that!

Revy:
That thing doesn't come in peace

[last lines]

Rock:
Everyone does what they want with me!... Everyone, even the head of department... [he takes the gun and takes off Revy of him] Why do I have to suffer? [throws his gun at the helicopter] WHY?

E.O. Captain:
Trace the entire area. I thought I heard something... I Hate the survivors.

Revy:
My opinion is the same.

[the shootout begins]

Dutch:
Revy?

Revy:
I'm okay!

Dutch:
Benny?

Benny:
Miraculously I'm alive!

Dutch:
And Rock?

Rock:
Dead! People are dead!

Revy:
You wanna die, Benny!

Benny:
Not really.

Revy:
I hope you realize you're hiding under a torpedo launcher! Better make sure you don't get blown up!

[Rock approaches Revy and Roberta, both locked in an intense fist fight]

Rock:
Uhh... Excuse me ladies, haven't you had enough of this fighting? [pause as Revy and Roberta continue to fight] Why not try this: sit down and talk things through? I'm sure you have more in common than you thought.

Revy, Roberta:
[Both shout simultaneously] Stay the f*** out of this!

Rock:
...Or I could do that. Great idea.

[first lines]

Gretel:
Brother, who said that love is the final cannibalism? Edgar Allan Poe?

H?nsel:
No, sister, he was a necrophiliac.

Gretel:
Richard Matheson?

H?nsel:
It could have been him.

Rock:
Well, I hate to say it, but the murder does not seem a big deal in this city

Revy:
The murder itself is not unusual here, but it's different if they are pointing to Hotel Moscow

Balalaika:
[while she leaves the meeting] The reason I came today was to make clear our position. Hotel Moscow will show no mercy to anyone who is in our way. We will reject and annihilate them. Family, friends, even the dog if necessary.

Revy:
[to see that everyone in the bar go heavily armed] Roanapur At this time it's like popcorn, just waiting for enough heat to burst.

Sister Eda:
[Arriving without warning to the bar] Hey, "Too-handy", are you drinking shitty liquor again?

Revy:
Hey.

Rock:
[remembers seeing her in the church] So, Are you the Rip-Off Sister?

Sister Eda:
[Grinning] Oh? Romeo is with you. How are you doing? Why don't you come play with me instead of drinking with this boar woman?

Revy:
[indifferent] Don't go fishing men out there just because business is bad. I'll kill you

Sister Eda:
[sarcastically] Oh, you frightened me... [to Rock] Did you hear that, Romeo? She always had irregular periods.

Sister Eda:
The anxious has already begun, the Mafia is an independent supplier and the murderers are gathering. From what I heard, The Brothers Yung, "Big One" Emilio and Ronny CK came to town.

Bao:
Amazing, is like an professional murderers expo.

Sister Eda:
Others came too: "Greentooth" Johnny is just great. He came to us looking for an elephant gun. I don't know what is he thinking.

Revy:
Does he think that the target is a dinosaur?

H?nsel:
[while he drags Menshov to the car] This guy is really heavy, sister. Help me out!

Gretel:
[holding an M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle] You're a boy, brother. Ladies shouldn't carry heavy things. [shoots into the bar]

H?nsel:
Tell me, sister.

Gretel:
What?

H?nsel:
What should we do?

Gretel:
I'd like to try it. I've never had an "Ivan" inside my...

H?nsel:
Not that, sister. About *them.*

Gretel:
Oh, that. Eventually, we'll kill them. I don't like being yelled at or being struck. That makes me want to cry. Right, brother?

H?nsel, Gretel:
[singing] My mother has killed me/My father is eating me/My brothers and sisters sit under the table/Picking up my bones/They will bury them/Under the cold...

Goon:
[Verrocchio's guards open the door and find them covered in blood] W-what the hell are you doing?

Gretel:
We're trading clothes, of course. The blood's dried all over them, so I can't wear them anymore. [cut to Menshov's brutalized corpse] It's wonderful. If you put nails in the head, it twitches like a fish. It moves even though he's stopped breathing. It's called spinal reflex.