Black Moon

The old woman:
[talking to someone over the radio] The girl? She just lost her bloomers and now she's eating the cheese. [listens] Of course there was Christmas cheese!

Lily:
I see. Your name's Lily too. Funny, you spell it differently.

Lily:
I don't mean to be rude, but you're not very graceful. In my books, unicorns are slim and white.

Unicorn:
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh. The most beautiful things in the world, are the most useless. Peacocks and lilies for instance.

Lily:
No, you don't understand. My name is Lily too.

[first lines]

Man on Radio:
Shall I describe to you the crime and vice that is being committed in the large cities of the world? I don't suppose... [fades]... I want to talk about your sin.

The old woman:
[speaking into two-way radio] Her hair? Blond. Stringy. Yes. Looks dirty. Probably never washes it. Eyes, blue. Big blue eyes. I think she's really very stupid, yes. She looks stupid. It's a stupid girl, yes. Her nose has no character. A pug nose. Her mouth is too tiny. Narrow mouth. Legs are all right. Yes. Bosom! [laughing] She has no bosom. No bosom at all.

[last lines]

Lily:
Just a minute, please. [prepares to breast feed the unicorn]