Blind Adventure

[first lines]

Richard Bruce:
Oh, hello.

Elsie, the maid:
Good evening, Sir. The valet's ill, so I'll be taking over.

Elsie, the maid:
And Sir, if you do go out this evening, may I respectfully recommend that you be careful?

Richard Bruce:
Oh, I can take care of myself, I guess.

Elsie, the maid:
You're in a strange place, Sir. And if I may say so without givin' offense, you do seem an innocent sort of a gentleman.

Holmes the Burglar:
[after a failed break-in] No good, Governor. You'll find half a dozen of them patent bolts. Bright feller invented them ought to be jailed.

Richard Bruce:
Say, are you a burglar?

Holmes the Burglar:
[sarcastically] Who, me? No.

Holmes the Burglar:
Here Governor, what's your game, eh?

Richard Bruce:
Oh, we're just looking around.

Holmes the Burglar:
Huh?

Rose Thorne:
You see, he's an American and he's always longed to see the roofs of London.

Holmes the Burglar:
Ain't they got any roofs in the United States?

Rose Thorne:
Well, uh, very different. Um, wigwams, you know.

[last lines]

Richard Bruce:
There's only one worries me now.

Rose Thorne:
What?

Richard Bruce:
You think you're going to like America?

Holmes the Burglar:
[singing] Oh, I wish I had someone to love me. Someone to call me their own.