Blind Dating

Danny:
You remember when you tried to tell me what your family thought about love? Well, let me tell you what I think love is. Love is how you speak to me. You have a softness in your voice that- And love is how you touch me... and guide me showing me the way to go. And when we kiss-when we kiss... it moves me to my soul.

Larry:
Help! There's a blind kid driving the train!

Danny:
[Narrating] My mom was the kind of person whose love could kill you if you weren't careful. I guess she blames herself because I was born three months premature.

Lucia:
Have a good day, okay?

Larry:
Mom!

Danny:
[Narrating] But I was just in a hurry to get out. I'm always in a hurry.

Danny:
Doc, are you naked again?

Leeza Raja:
Why doesn't he use his cane?

Dr. Evans:
Because he doesn't think of himself as blind.

Danny:
If we feel something for each other and she wants to do it, then we'll do it. Only if she wants to do it.

Larry:
Yeah. Yeah, Danny, that's how it usually works. Otherwise they arrest you and charge you with rape.

Sensitive Date:
So you're really blind?

Danny:
Yes.

Sensitive Date:
[sobs uncontrollably]

Danny:
My brother, Larry- when I was a kid- told me that kids were supposed to run free in the park... 'cause that's what parks are for. But he didn't tell me about trees. I really hate trees. Like, a lot.

Danny:
I love your perfume. And your smile.

Larry:
That's a condom. It's for safe sex. There's nothin' worse than a blind guy with genital warts.

Danny:
I've already seen you. I've seen your face. I've seen your eyes. I've seen your lips and your hair. I've seen everything, and you're beautiful.