Blue Velvet

Jeffrey Beaumont:
You're a neat girl.

Sandy Williams:
So are you... I mean, you're a neat guy.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
See that clock on the wall? In five minutes you are not going to believe what I just told you.

Sandy Williams:
I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.

Detective Williams:
That's a human ear all right.

Frank Booth:
You wanta go for a ride?

Jeffrey Beaumont:
No thanks.

Frank Booth:
No thanks. What does that mean?

Jeffrey Beaumont:
I don't want to go.

Frank Booth:
Go where?

Jeffrey Beaumont:
On a ride.

Frank Booth:
A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Okay, let's go. Hey, let's go.

Frank Booth:
Suave! Goddamn you're one suave f***er!

Frank Booth:
Baby wants to f***! Baby wants to f*** Blue Velvet!

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Why are there people like Frank?

Raymond:
Do you want me to pour it Frank?

Frank Booth:
No I want you to f*** it. Sh*t, yes, pour the f***in' beer.

Frank Booth:
Don't toast to my health, toast to my f***!

Paul:
We may all be killed.

Frank Booth:
Let's hit the f***in' road!

Dorothy Vallens:
What are you doing in my closet, Jeffrey Beaumont?

Dorothy Vallens:
I have a part of you with me. You put your disease in me. It helps me. It makes me strong.

Frank Booth:
Nobody f***s with me!

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Well, maybe if you find the right girl

Frank Booth:
What kind of beer you drink, neighbor?

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Heineken

Frank Booth:
Heineken? F*** that sh*t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Frank Booth:
I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f***er! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a f***ing gun, f***er! You recieve a love letter from me, you're f***ed forever! You understand, f***? I'll send you straight to hell, f***er!

Frank Booth:
F*** you, you f***ing f***.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm in the middle of a mystery and it's all secret.

Frank Booth:
I'll f*** anything that moves!

Frank Booth:
Here's to your f***!

Ben:
Here's to your f***, Frank.

Dorothy Vallens:
What's your name?

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Jeffrey

Dorothy Vallens:
Jeffrey what?

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Jeffrey Nothing.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
It's a strange world.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Do you see that house? I used to know a kid who lived there, he had the biggest tongue in the world.

Frank Booth:
Now it's dark

Frank Booth:
You stay alive, baby. Do it for Van Gogh.

Paul:
You ever been to p*ssy heaven?

Jeffrey Beaumont:
No

Frank Booth:
What did he say?

Paul:
He says, "Uh, no"

Raymond:
He's a p*ssy, Frank!

Frank Booth:
Yeah, but he's our p*ssy.

Frank Booth:
Ain't that right, tits?

Dorothy Vallens:
Hello, baby.

Frank Booth:
Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon?

Frank Booth:
I can hear your f***ing radio you stupid sh*t!

Sandy Williams:
I had a dream. In fact, it was on the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world, and the world was dark because there weren't any robins and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free and they flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it seemed that love would make any difference, and it did. So, I guess it means that there is trouble until the robins come.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Man I like Heineken! You like Heineken?

Sandy Williams:
Uh- Well, I've never really had a Heineken before.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
You never had a Heineken before?

Sandy Williams:
My dad drinks Bud.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
King of beers.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
I don't want to talk about it.

Mrs. Beaumont:
But...

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Everything is okay, I just don't want to talk about it.

Aunt Barbara:
But sometimes it's good to talk things over Jeffrey. For instance, they say that many marriages are saved by people...

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Aunt Barbara, I love you but you're gonna get it.

Frank Booth:
Don't you f***ing look at me!

Frank Booth:
What are you looking at?

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Nothing.

Frank Booth:
Don't you look at me, f***!

Frank Booth:
I shoot when I see the whites of the eyes.

Frank Booth:
You're like me.

Frank Booth:
Here's to Ben!

Frank Booth:
Say, "Here's to Ben."

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Here's to Ben.

Frank Booth:
Be polite!

Dorothy Vallens:
And I still can see Blue Velvet through my tears.

Frank Booth:
What's your name, neighbor?

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Jeffrey.

Dorothy Vallens:
He's a good kid, Frank.

Frank Booth:
Shut the F*** UP!

Frank Booth:
The candy-colored clown they call the Sandman.

Jeffrey Beaumont:
Frank... is a very sick and dangerous man.

Frank Booth:
In dreams... I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine... all the time. Forever.

Detective Williams:
Well now Jeffrey, you found something which is very interesting to us. Very interesting. I know you must be curious to know more. But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you now not only not to tell anyone about your find but also not to ask more about the case. One day, when it's all sewed up, I'll let you know all the details. Right now, though, I can't.

Jeffrey:
I understand. I'm just real curious like you said.

Detective Williams:
I was the same way myself when I was your age. I guess that's what got me into this business.

Jeffrey:
It must be great.

Detective Williams:
It's horrible too.

Frank:
[wailing] Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy.

Dorothy:
Mommy loves you.

Frank:
Baby wants to f***! Get ready to f***. You f***er's f***er. You f***er. Don't you f***in' look at me!...Baby wants blue velvet...Don't f***in' look at me. Don't f***in' look at me. Don't you look at me. Daddy's coming. Daddy's coming home. Don't you f***in' look at me. Daddy's coming home...Don't you f***in' look at me! [gets up, blows out the candle] Now it's dark. Stay alive baby. Do it for Van Gogh.

Sandy:
Well, aren't you going to tell me about it?

Jeffrey:
OK. It's a strange world, Sandy. Dorothy Vallens is married to a man named Don. They have a son. I think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named Frank. Frank has done this to force Dorothy to do things for him. I think she wants to die. I think Frank cut the ear I found off her husband as a warning for him to stay alive. Frank, is, uh, a very dangerous man.

Sandy:
My god. Shouldn't you tell my father?

Jeffrey:
No. I can't do that. I can't prove any of this. I found out my information illegally. You could get into a lot of trouble.

Sandy:
You saw a lot in one night. It's a strange world.

Jeffrey:
Why are there people like Frank? Why is there so much trouble in this world?

Sandy:
I don't know. I had a dream. In fact, it was the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world and the world was dark because there weren't any robins, and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was just this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free, and they flew down and brought this Blinding Light of Love. And it seemed like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. And it did. So I guess it means there is trouble 'til the robins come.

Jeffrey:
You're a neat girl.

Sandy:
So are you. [laughs] I mean, you're a neat guy.

Frank:
Where's the glasses? That beer's gonna get warm. One thing I can't f***in' stand is warm beer. It makes me f***in' puke!

Ben:
Darling? Where's the glasses? Here, Frank. Here are the glasses. Here are the glasses.

Frank:
Raymond, where's the f***in' beer man?

Raymond:
It's right here Frank. You want me to pour it?

Frank:
No, I want you to f*** it. Sh*t yes. Pour the f***in' beer.

Ben:
To your health.

Frank:
Ah, sh*t, let's drink to something else. Let's drink to f***ing. Yeah, say, "Here's to your f***, Frank."

Ben:
If you like, Frank. Here's to your f***.

Frank:
Suave, man. You're so f***in' suave. [punches Jeffrey in the face, forcing him to toast Ben]

Jeffrey:
Here's to Ben.

Frank:
Be polite!

Jeffrey:
Here's to Ben.

Ben:
Thank you for the toast. That was a very nice neighbor. Did he hurt your little face? [punches Jeffrey in the stomach] That feel better?

Paul:
You ever been to p*ssy heaven?

Jeffrey:
[nervously] Uh, no.

Frank:
What did he say?

Paul:
[laughing] He said, "Uh, no."

Frank Both:
I know it’s dark. Let’s f***!

Frank Booth:
All right. Let's hit the f***in' road, we're givin' our neighbor a joy ride. Let's get on with it. Bye, Ben. Anyone, uh, want to go on a joy ride with us. [to Dorothy] How about you? Huh? Hey, no smile for Frank? No? OK. F*** it. Let's go. Now it's dark. [shouting] Let's F***! I'll f*** anything that moves!

Frank Booth:
F*** you, you f***ing f***! F*** you, you f***!

Frank Booth:
HEINEKEN!? F*** that sh*t! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!