Blunt Movie

Travel Hang:
Plane crashes are serious events. Serious enough to put in the newspaper.

Leroy Suggs:
And remember... we don't collect, unless you collect your penis.

Amber:
Aunt Angie, I'm having such a great time. And pot here, is so cheap!

Supermodel:
You mean, pots and pans! Yes, that's because they are made by infants.

Eric the Dwarf:
[Miyami goes into crane position] Yeah, that's it! That's the move I need to win! I saw it in a movie once! Yeah, that's great! [Eric the dwarf runs off]

Mr. Miyami:
[goes out of his crane position] No, Eric san, that wasn't a move! That wasn't training! I was having a fart spasm! [breaks wind]

Coach Al Jefferson:
[walking up to tired boy on ground] What's your name, boy?

Mitchell boy:
Mitchell.

Coach Al Jefferson:
Did you say Mitchell?

Mitchell boy:
Yes, Sir.

Coach Al Jefferson:
My great-grandpappy was owned by a Mitchell! [bends down to grab the boy]