Ant Man:
I canny help it man, the blood rush round me head keep me pantin' all the time... weyhey man, I'm Ant Man.
Dec Pet:
An I'm Dec Pet, and this is the part of the show where we don't know what's gonay happen.
Ant Man:
So as always, lets take out our earpieces.
Dec Pet:
And lets turn off the autocue, howay gi' us the card. This week, Ant Man will be doin, or no pet someone doesn' like you!
Ant Man:
Why's it always me man!
Dec Pet:
Howay, don't be such a bairn, Join us afta the break to find oot what he'll be doin!... Weyhey that was a long one, alreet pet, this week, Ant Man will be getting' bummed by a special mystery guest, I go gan see if their ready
Dec Pet:
Alreet pet, this weeks guest, all the way from Byker Groove, it's me Declan Donnelly! I canny believe it man, I've been wanin' to do this since SMTV, he gives me a reet Wonkey Donkey, and no, I won't be usin' an implement, I'll be usin' me manhood, I haveney bummed him before but like me father said when I were a bairn, there's a first time for everything, so lets get crackin' with the knackin'!
Dec Pet:
Ooh, howay son. I donay need no butta, this is goin' straight in. This is better than Cat Deeley man, smile ya bastad, smile!
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