Bo' Selecta!2002

Michael Jackson:
When they say phat, they meant it with a P-H! So what's going down, Liz? You tape my TV shows?

Liz Taylor:
I sure did, Michael, you little motherf***er! I taped you The Cosby Show, the Diff'rent Strokes and a one hour documentary on Richard Pryor, on the Biography Channel!

Michael Jackson:
Chamone! Richard Pryor be a bad motherf***a in Superman 3! He put black on the map! Ow!

Liz Taylor:
He sure did, Michael! But what about Lenny Henry?

Michael Jackson:
Lenny Henry be outta sight! With the red nose and the Ooooh-Kaaaay! Check it with me brothers...

[everyone]

Michael Jackson:
Ooooh-Kaaaay!

Liz Taylor:
[giggles] I'm gonna marry that b*tch, Michael, just for you! You lil motherf***er!

Michael Jackson:
Chamone, Liz! Cha-motherf***ing-one! Eh!