Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words

[first lines]

Bo Burnham:
When I saw "Hey", you say "Ho".

Bo Burnham:
[points to audience] Hey!

Audience:
[in unison] Ho!

Bo Burnham:
[points to audience] Hey!

Audience:
[in unison] Ho!

Bo Burnham:
That's basically how Hitler rose to power.

Bo Burnham:
My friend is black, but I don't know what to call him. So I just call him... "what up Jamal".

Bo Burnham:
Even though his name is Steve.

Bo Burnham:
They say, if you want to know what a girl is going to look like, look at her mother, ya know. So I am so glad that I broke up with her, cuz uh, she would been uh, you know... dead.

Audience:
[yells out from audience] I want your baby!

Bo Burnham:
I'm keeping them.

Bo Burnham:
For every dollar that a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That doesn't make sense. That's not fair, the man's only left with 30.