Bogan Pride

Jenny Cragg:
Shout it like a ninja!

Amy Lee:
Why?

Jenny Cragg:
I don't really know.

Amy Lee:
Ninjas are quiet!

Aunt Sandra:
Well don't offer me a seat. I prefer to stand. It burns more calories.

Amy Lee:
Jennie, what did you do?

Jenny Cragg:
What?

Nigella:
We heard you ripped off Tracy Hooker's left breast.

Amy Lee:
Mmm, no. How is that even possible without a mechanical claw or arm?

Jenny Cragg:
What guy would want to pick this up? They might develop lower back problems.

Tracy:
Whoa! Watch where you're flinging your dandruff, fugly!

Jenny Cragg:
Uh, it's not dandruff. It's um...

Tracy:
Shanks!

Jenny Cragg:
It's birdseed.

Tracy:
Shanks means 'shut up, thanks' abbreviated.

Jenny Cragg:
What's the point of abbreviating if you're then gonna have to spend time explaining what it means?

Jenny Cragg:
I think you're being slutty with a capital S.

Amy Lee:
Firstly, 'slutty' cannot be capitalized because it's an adjective. And secondly, I'm not a slut. I swear. I'll swear on my Bible.

Jenny Cragg:
Well, you know what they say, Nigella. The more religious someone is the more of a slut they really are!

Amy Lee:
Who says that?

Jenny Cragg:
...Evolutionists!

Jenny Cragg:
Jealous?

Amy Lee:
Of the girl who can't pronounce the word 'chicken'? I don't think so.

Jenny Cragg:
I can say 'shicken'.

Amy Lee:
Are you thinking slimming thoughts?

Jenny Cragg:
I'm humming a Karen Carpenter melody.

Tizzneen:
Sit on this and rotate.

Jenny Cragg:
Um, if I did sit on that and rotate that'd technically constitute you fingering me.

Amy Lee:
Look! It's a sign from God! Let's Get It On Dance Battle - $10,000 prize money.

Jenny Cragg:
$10,000? That's...

Nigella:
Convenient!