Boo to You Too! Winnie the Pooh

Gopher:
[rolls by Rabbit on a monocycle, dressed in a costume which is supposed to resemble Rabbit] Trick or treat!

Rabbit:
Not now, Gopher... And why are you dressed like a muskrat?

Gopher:
Muskrat? [rolls away] That guy can't tell a rabbit from a hole in the [falls into his own hole] grooooooooound!

Eeyore:
[seeing Gopher dressed in an Eeyore-like costume] Nice costume. You make a good yak.

Gopher:
I'm not supposed to be some yakidy-yakidy-yak!

Tigger:
A stormin' good storm! This is going to be the bestest Halloween ever, with loads of lightnin'! And thunderous thunderin'! And windiferous winds breaking everywhere! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit:
[after some of his pumpkins have been destroyed] Oh my! My poor pumpkins! Are you alright, Pauline? Speak to me, Pietro! Don't you know me, Petunia?

Piglet:
[hiding under his chair] Perhaps if you said something only you would say, I'd know you're you.

Winnie the Pooh:
[standing outside the door] A very good idea, Piglet. What should I say?

Piglet:
Well, possibly... "I am Pooh."

Winnie the Pooh:
You are? Well then who am I?

Winnie the Pooh:
But Piglet, Halloween without you would be like... It would be like...

Tigger:
Like last year. And the year before last year.

Eeyore:
And the year before that year.

Tigger:
And all the years leading up to and including every last Halloween ever!

Tigger:
[seeing that Piglet is not at home] Don't you know what this means? He's been "pig-napped" by spookables!

Eeyore:
Trick or treat... or not.

Winnie the Pooh:
I do so hope this blusterous and rather stormish night will not be too frightening for poor Piglet. I suspect something should be done. [looking at the mirror] But what? I don't know either. Think-think-think. Why, just because Piglet can't have Halloween with us, there's no reason we can't have Hallo-wasn't with him! I like the way you think!

Tigger:
[mocking Piglet] "No way no how am I going to miss out on another Halloween! I'll have my own Hallo-wasn't all by myself." Hoo-hoo! If only Piglet was more like me and less like him!

Eeyore:
Trick or treat - again.