Boudu sauvé des eaux

Chlo? Anne Marie, la bonne:
Why have a piano if no one plays it?

?douard Lestingois:
Even so, we have a piano because we are respectable people.

?douard Lestingois:
The man who spits in Balzac's "Physiology of Marriage" is less than nothing to me.

Priape Boudu:
Who is that man?

?douard Lestingois:
Ask my wife.