Bound by Envy!

[first lines]

Cindy:
I can't wait to pick up my crown. I really deserve it, you know.

Samantha:
Shut up, Cindy. You do not deserve it.

Cindy:
Um, that sounds like a little bit of sour grapes. I noticed that you didn't even place runner-up. Could it be you're jealous?

Cindy:
Samantha, I am so sick of your jealousy. You know, I've always had more boyfriends and the guys you liked have always wanted me. You've always been second stage to me and I think you just can't handle it. I think you should just get used to it because it's not going to change.

Cindy:
You know, Samantha, that's your problem. You've always been such a jealous b*tch.

Samantha:
Excuse me?

Cindy:
Jealous... b*tch.

Samantha:
Oh, that's it! Oh, my God, that is it!

Cindy:
What are you going to do?

Samantha:
Yes! You're going to pay now! That's my crown!

Cindy:
This is tight! Let me go!

Samantha:
No.

Cindy:
What is wrong with you?

Samantha:
Nothing is wrong. This makes me so happy! I'm going to leave you here until all your friends - until they realize I am princess.

Frat Boy #1:
Hey, it's the Homecoming Queen all bound and gagged! Come here, you guys, you gotta see this! This is incredible. Someone's tied up the Homecoming Queen!

Frat Boy #2:
Dude, check her out.

Frat Boy #1:
Whoa, this is excellent. Should we untie her, do you think?

Frat Boy #2:
No, leave her the way she is for a while.

Frat Boy #1:
Yeah, she's got a big mouth so the gag looks good on her. In fact, let's take some pictures. We'll put this in the yearbook!

Cindy:
God, you know for such a nasty b*tch you have kind of nice feet, but I guess that makes up for your lack of looks in other departments.

Cindy:
By the way, do you know what they call this? It's called a hogtie. I thought this would be rather befitting for you.

Cindy:
You know, it wasn't nice of you to leave me all alone for everyone to see, and everyone laughed at me. You know how I feel about being laughing at. Now that I've got you all hogtied and gagged, I'm going to invite some friends and maybe even our professors to see you like this!

I like ice cream