Bowery Blitzkrieg

Limpy:
Don't fight any cops, Muggs. I t'ink dey got the law on their side.

Muggs McGinnis:
He wants me to join the coppers' sewin' circle. Is that a laugh?

Skinny:
Hey, you'll get poison ivory.

Limpy:
[praising Muggs' fighting ability] You're gettin' so good, you even got your shadow scared.

Limpy:
[at the police station] We come to see Muggs McGinnis.

Police Lieutenant:
Now, isn't that nice! And did you bring flowers and candy?

Scruno:
Mmm, I got a rabbit's foot.

Skinny:
I brought dynamite.

Peewee:
I got a saw.

Limpy:
I got a machine gun.

Police Lieutenant:
Oh, you think you're smart. Maybe you'd like to stay here and spend a vacation.

Police Lieutenant:
These are officials from the reform school.

'Picklepuss' - Reform School Matron:
Young man, before we're through with you, you'll learn to have respect for authority.

Muggs McGinnis:
So if you're the best example dey've got, I'll give ya odds.

Slats Morrison:
Nice suit you're wearin', Monk.

Monk Martin:
[flatly] It fits.

Scruno:
[imitating Danny] Economics is a science of man's activities devoted to obtaining the material means for the satisfaction of his wants.

Limpy:
[impressed] Where'd he learn that? He's absolutely illiterate!

Muggs McGinnis:
[making a big to-do over moving in with Tom] Friends, Romans and countrymen...

Limpy:
"Countrymen?" You know we're only city kids!

Muggs McGinnis:
[smacks Limpy's head]... lend me your ears and five bucks. It ain't what cha know, it's who ya know, and now dat I got a pull with the coppers, I'm gonna fix all your tickets for ya. It won't cost ya a penny, not one dime, and when I get through doin' that, I'm goooooooo...

Muggs McGinnis:
[notices Tom standing behind him] Well, um... Guess I'm caught in a trap, huh?

Limpy:
Hey, Slats, who wears your CLEAN collars?

Monk Martin:
Remember, pal, the water's deep, so you'd better keep swimming.

Johnny Ryan - Boxer:
[taunting] Hey, Muggs, don't forget. We got a date in just three hours.

Muggs McGinnis:
In three hours and one minute you won't know nothin' about it.

Muggs McGinnis:
Hey, you mean Danny needs blood?

Dr. Sterling:
That's right.

Muggs McGinnis:
Well, why waste time? I'm FULL of blood.