Braceface

Sharon:
It's kind of like 'Clueless' meets 'My So-Called Life,' but for younger kids.

[Sharon is drunk]

Sharon:
Are there any requests?

Maria:
Sharon, stop it!

Sharon:
"Sharon, stop it!" Hmm... I'm not sure I know that one... maybe you can hum a few bars?

Maria:
You're making a total fool of yourself!

Sharon:
Didn't you hear us calling?

Josh:
I didn't think you'd care.

Sharon:
What kind of sister do you think I am?

Sharon:
[Sharon is hungover because Tyler, Richard's "roadie," spiked her soda at a party] Oooohhh... I think I'm dying. Am I gonna die?

Richard "Dad" Spitz:
No, you're not gonna die. It just feels like that... By the way, I fired Tyler for giving you the booze. That was inexcusable.