Brigadoon

Jeff Douglas:
Frank, put it on the bill.

Bartender:
The bill, sir, is very high.

Jeff Douglas:
So am I!

Tommy Albright:
It's hot in here.

Jeff Douglas:
It's not the heat, it's the humanity.

Meg Brockie:
I'm highly attracted to you. Why, when I look at you I feel wee tadpoles jumping in my spine.

Jeff Douglas:
That's about as repulsive an idea as I've heard in years!

Jeff Douglas:
Can you think of one good reason why I, a strange man, should be interested in proposing to you, a mighty strange woman and at this hour of the day?

Meg Brockie:
Because you're a lad and I'm a lass!

Jeff Douglas:
Well, with that philosophy you must have had a provocative career!

Tommy Albright:
Why do you have to lose something to find out what it really means?

Andrew Campbell:
You'll never find peace by hating, lad. It only shuts ye off more from the world. And this town is only a cursed place, if ye make it so. To the rest of us, 'tis a blessed place!

Mr. Lundie:
They were indeed horrible destructive women. I dinna suppose you have such women in your country?

Tommy Albright:
Witches?

Jeff Douglas:
Oh we have 'em. We pronounce it differently.

Jeff Douglas:
... There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiancee's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life trying to find out.

Mr. Lundie:
It's the hardest thing in the world to give everything. Though it's usually the only way to get everything.

Jeff Douglas:
You're confused, aren't you boy? If you believed as much as you thought you believed you wouldn't be confused.

Tommy Albright:
You told me you were going to ease up.

Jeff Douglas:
Yeah I know, but I'm a terrible liar.

Mr. Lundie:
Anything is possible when you love someone. Even... miracles?

Jeff Douglas:
Well, most of my friends who have inferiority complexes are absolutely right. They're *not* as good as everybody else!

Jeff Douglas:
If they want to disregard two hundred years of human bing-bang, that's their privilege.

Jeff Douglas:
Is it informal,or should I wear my three cornered hat?

“Sometimes the things that you believe in can be more real than the things that you can see or explain away...”