Bro'Town

Jeff da Maori:
[Repeated line] Not even ow.

Jeff da Maori:
So uh... what school do you go to?

Vale Pepelo:
St. Sylvester's.

Jeff da Maori:
What school?

Vale Pepelo:
We go to the same school, dick!

Jeff da Maori:
Hey lady! I'm just tryin' to make conversation!

Valea Pepelo:
No one even thought we were cool!

Rodney McCorkenstein-Taifule:
I'll Say, The bloody Teletubbies could have beat us in a rumble!

Jeff da Maori:
NOT EVEN OW, I'll waist ya Stinky Winky!

John Campbell:
Pepelo, what has Valea's new-found genius meant for the family?

Pepelo Pepelo:
Oh, now we can afford to buy things we've always needed, but could never afford!

John Campbell:
Marvellous!

Pepelo Pepelo:
Like this Ab-Flex, that allows me not to excerpt any effort at all but still get all the benefits of a tough abdominal workout! Or this knife; that can cut through tin-can and shoe! Yeah, top-o-the-world ma!

Vale Pepelo:
Dad, it's a tent!

Pepelo Pepelo:
It's a rumpus room!

Valea Pepelo:
It's a bloody tent!

Pepelo Pepelo:
It's a bloody rumpus room!

Pepelo Pepelo:
You can sleep in the new rumpus room I've built on the front of the house.

Vale Pepelo:
Dad! It's a tent!

Pepelo Pepelo:
It's a wumpus woom!

Valea Pepelo:
It's a bloody tent!

Pepelo Pepelo:
It's a bloody wumpus woom!

Lucy Lawless:
I've made my choices in life and now my life is choice.