Brokedown Palace

Alice Marano:
I need to talk to the guard who forgot to lock the gate.

Darlene Davis:
You've got to be kidding.

Alice:
What?

Darlene Davis:
Do you really think getting stoned right now is a good idea?

Alice:
Yes, I think it's an excellent idea.

Alice Marano:
That's all freedom is... an illusion.

Alice Marano:
I am an American citizen. I have a right to an attorney.

Guard:
Oh, yes, and right to one telephone call, too.

Darlene Davis:
Well, you were the one carrying the bag.

Alice Marano:
Yeah. The bag you packed.

Darlene Davis:
Um, waiter, there's a bug in my snot.

Alice:
If my brain wasn't on drugs right now, I could possibly kill someone.

Nick Parks:
C'mon, I made the ultimate sacrifice: 1 first class ticket for 3 economy.

Alice Marano:
You'll never know what you ultimately sacrificed.

Alice Marano :
No Darlene, I'm definitely not ok... What makes you think anyone even knows that we're here? Yeah, he called the President too. They're trying to drive me nuts, your girlfriend confessed to crime. Yeah, they told me you signed a bullshit confession, like we're retarded like we're going to sign something we can read. You didn't sign anything did you Darlene? Was it in English or Thai? WAS IT IN ENGLISH OR THAI? ... Sh*t!

Alice Marano :
Do you think the President of the United States gives a sh*t about us?

Darlene Davis:
You have got to be kidding me, right?

Alice Marano:
what?

Darlene Davis:
Do you really think getting stoned right now's a good idea?

Alice Marano:
Yeah, I think it's an excellent idea, a terrific idea... Besides, if my brain wasnt on drugs I could possibly kill someone

Darlene Davis:
But, you heard what Hank said, everythin ( Alice cuts her off mid sentence )

Alice Marano:
We've got no more money Dar, Hanks not coming back... Plus, he can't do dick in this shithole country! Uh ha! Hank the Wank. (Silence by delirium and Sarah Mclchlan starts to play as Alice Walks off stoned to sit and contemplate her mistakes and feel hopeless!)

Alice Marano:
OH THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT!

Alice Marano:
This trials a joke, a shitty, third world JOKE!

Darlene Davis:
Alice! We just proved the cops and officials were totally corrupt, but THE JUDGE DIDNT GIVE A SH*T!

Hank Greene:
Alice, get in the van! ALICE IN THE VAN!

Hank Greene:
Thailand is your country now, do you really think it's going to go better, if you keep pissing on them?!

Alice Marano:
What do you care you got paid?!

Hank Greene:
You're right, I don't you're on your own!

Darlene Davis:
What? No, you can't stop working for us!