Buckaroo Bugs

Bugs Bunny:
Stick'em up, or I'll blow your brains out!

Red Hot Ryder:
Well, now that's mighty neighborly of you.

[Last lines]

Red Hot Ryder:
Hey, you know what, horsey? I think our friend was really the Masked Marauder.

Bugs Bunny:
That's right! That's right! You win the $64 question! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Good night, sweet prince.

Red Hot Ryder:
Whoa, horsey! Whoa!... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Aw, come on, horsey! Please, horsey? Please, whoa. Purty please? Doggone it now, horsey! Won't you please whoa?

Bugs Bunny:
Check out the fugitive from the funny papers. [laughs]

Red Hot Ryder:
Let me at that Masked Marauder. I'm a gonna murder him. I'm a gonna *murder* him!

Bugs Bunny:
Murder, he says. So he wants to play cops and robbers, eh? All right, he'll be the cop, and I'll be the bad widdle wobber.

Bugs Bunny:
[Disguised as elderly telegram man] Telegram from the Masked Marauder. Howdy doody. Which one of you characters is Red Hot Ryder?

Red Hot Ryder:
[Starts pointing at his horse's butt] Duh, duh, duh... me.

Bugs Bunny:
Here y'are, doc.

Red Hot Ryder:
[Reads] "To Red Hot Ryder." That's me, that's me, that's me. "Roses are red, violets are pink, flowers smell good, but you sure... "

[Last word is censored]

Red Hot Ryder:
I sure what?

Bugs Bunny:
[shouts] Stink, you fool! Stink!

Narrator:
Our story begins when the West was young, and early pioneers settled down to never more roam, and made the San Fernando Alley their home. [gunshots and screaming in the background] The Masked Marauder strikes again!

Villagers:
There he goes!

Villagers:
Catch him!

Woman:
He pinched me!

Villagers:
Stop him!

Villagers:
Around that corner!

Villagers:
Where?

Villagers:
He's got away with everything!

Villagers:
What'd he get? All the money in the bank?

Villagers:
No, all the carrots from our victory garden, the sidewinding bushwhacker!

Narrator:
The Masked Marauder strikes again! How long will this fair-weather fiend, the Masked Marauder, be allowed to roam at will, dragging in the mud the name of justice and decency? There is one man, and he alone can and will challenge and destroy the name and person of the Masked Marauder. Yes, one man, and one man only, who can, single-handed, rid us of this rodent. Out of the West, Brooklyn's famous fighting cowboy, riding to right this wrong, rides Red Hot Ryder!

Bugs Bunny:
[to Red Hot Ryder] Eh, What's Up Doc?

Red Hot Ryder:
Duh, I'm a huntin' for the masked marauder, have you seen him?

Bugs Bunny:
Hey do you mean a guy who wears a mask like this [pulls a bandanna over his face] [Red Hot Ryder nods] , and he sticks you up like this! [sticks his carrot into his nose] , [Red Hot Ryder nods] and then he robs you like this! [Pulls out a magnet which takes his gold coins, belt, diaper pin,and gold teeth] and he makes off like this! [yelling] BANG!

Red Hot Ryder:
[Bugs pulls Red Hot Ryder's hat over his head] Yep that's him alright!

Red Hot Ryder:
[Jumps onto a horse hitcher by mistake] Get along horsey!, Giddy up horsey!, Hi ho horsey!, Get along little pony!, Giddy up!,Giddy up horsey!, Come on horsey!, Come on horsey!, Look at me go!, Look at me go!, Look at me I'm a riding sidesaddle!, I'm a riding sidesaddle! [the horse gives him an angry look] Well I am! [the horse pokes him in the eyes, punches him and sticks him to his saddle with glue]