Bugs and Thugs

Rocky:
Stop right there, rabbit! How much do you know?

Bugs Bunny:
Who, me? Oh, I know uh lotsa things! Two and two is four, Carson City is the capital of Nevada, uh, George Washington was the first president...

Rocky:
CUT IT! This guy knows too much, Mugsy.

Rocky:
SHUT UP!

Bugs Bunny:
Shut u-up? Why certainly! You don't think I'm the type that would keep on blabbin'? Some people never know when to stop. When I'm told to shut up, I shut up...

Rocky:
[sticks gun in Bugs's face] Shut UP shut-in' up!

Rocky:
Shut up!

Mugsy:
What'd I do, boss?

Rocky:
I said button yer lip.

Mugsy:
Oh, okay, boss. [Literally buttons up his lip]

Mugsy:
[Muffled] How's this, boss?

[Bugs makes sounds like a police car stopping]

Bugs Bunny:
[Irish accent] All right, Clancey, take the boys and surround the house. [Runs through the door] Jiggers, the cops!

Rocky:
Hide me! Quick, hide me!

Bugs Bunny:
Here. hide in here, quick. [Puts Rocky inside the stove]

Mugsy:
Hide me too! Hide me! Wah-hah-hah! It's not fair! You've gotta hide me, too!

Bugs Bunny:
I must be dreaming. It couldn't be this easy. Okay, quick. Hide in here. [Hides Mugsy in stove] Now don't move until I tell you too.

Bugs Bunny:
[Knocking on door] All right, open up! This is the police! [Forces door open] All right, where's Rocky? Where's he hiding?

Bugs Bunny:
[Normal] He's not in this stove.

Bugs Bunny:
[as policeman] Oho! He's hiding in the stove, eh?

Bugs Bunny:
Now look, would I turn on this gas if my friend Rocky was in there?

Bugs Bunny:
[as policeman] Um, you might, rabbit. You might.

Bugs Bunny:
Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if my friend was in there? [Throws match in stove; it explodes]

Bugs Bunny:
[as policeman] All right, rabbit, you've convinced me. I'll look for Rocky in the city. [Closes door] The coast is clear, fellas. They've gone. [Rocky and Mugsy come out of the oven, all burned and groggy; just then the real police arrives]

Policeman:
Okay, Clancey. Take the boys and surround the house.

Bugs Bunny:
Jiggers, fellas! The cops! [Rocky and Mugsy hide back in the oven]

Policeman:
[Knocking on door] Open up! This is the police! [Bursts through door ] All right, Rabbit. Where's Rocky? Where's he hiding?

Bugs Bunny:
He's not in this stove.

Policeman:
Oho! He's hiding in the stove, eh?

Bugs Bunny:
Would I turn on this gas if he was in there?

Policeman:
Um, you might, rabbit. You might.

Bugs Bunny:
Well, would I throw a lighed match in there if he was in there?

Rocky:
Oh no, you don't! [He and Mugsy burst out of stove and grovel at the policeman's feet] Take me with you! Don't leave me with that crazy rabbit! I confess! I did it! Arrest me! Arrest me!

Rocky:
Mugsy take this rabbit into the other room and let him have it.

Mugsy:
Duh, okay boss [laughs]

Bugs Bunny:
Alright Mugsy let me have it!, come, come you hoid what the boss said let me have it!

Mugsy:
Oh uh, okay but duh [Gives him his gun]

Bugs Bunny:
That's better [shoots Mugsy in the face]

Mugsy:
Duh, I let him have it boss just like you said [Passes out and lands on top of Rocky]

Rocky:
Get off! [punches him] I guess I'll have to take care of that rabbit myself.