Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears

Mama Bear:
Tell me more about my eyes!

Papa Bear:
Now, don't forget your lines!

Junyer Bear:
Why, Grandma! What big eyes you've got!

Papa Bear:
Remember the story of the three bears? Well, why don't we do the same thing, only this time when Goldilocks sits down to eat the porridge... WHAM!

Junyer Bear:
Yeah, uh, yeah, WHAM!

Junyer Bear:
Food!

Mama Bear:
But Henry, have haven't any porridge to give to Goldilocks, only these old carrots

Papa Bear:
Well, then make CARROT soup!