Burke's Law

Det. Tim Tilson:
What is it?

Harold Harold:
Well, it's my... my therapy... I'm still perfecting it.

Det. Tim Tilson:
What does it do?

Harold Harold:
Do?

Det. Tim Tilson:
Yeah, what's it for?

Harold Harold:
Well... nothing... nothing. I mean... that's the beauty of it.

Henry:
Never had aggravation like this when I worked for Green Hornet.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Cynical Conversation makes for bitter brew - never mix 'em: Burke's Law.

Princess Diana Morgan von Kortzoff, nee Morningstar:
What did he die from?

Capt. Amos Burke:
Excess of ice pick.

Capt. Amos Burke:
A good civil servant doesn't rest until he gets his job done: Burke's Law

Capt. Amos Burke:
Never give your girl and dog the same kind of jewelry: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
When the track's muddy, and you're trying to get even, never walk away from a long shot: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Never waste time talking about the future: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
When the bell rings, keep on your feet: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Never confuse the improbable with the impossible: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
That's a lovely name - "Angel." But, then, Satan was an angel.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Cherchez le fact!

Det. Tim Tilson:
Le loi de Burke.

Det. Les Hart:
Huh?

Capt. Amos Burke:
French for "Burke's Law."

Capt. Amos Burke:
Never box with senior citizens: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Never eat little round pancakes when you're in a hurry: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
In cases of homicide, check out the facts one by one, slow and easy: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Never call your captain unless it's murder: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
You can't solve a murder without first finding a suspect: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Never drink martinis with beautiful suspects: Burke's Law.

Stacey Evans:
You know, I can't get over a captain in a chariot like this. What'd you do - rob a big bank?

Capt. Amos Burke:
No... robbed a big daddy - my daddy.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Remind me never to buy a Homburg.

Capt. Amos Burke:
When the possible solution is no longer possible, accept the impossible.

Det. Tim Tilson:
Burke's Law?

Capt. Amos Burke:
Sherlock Holmes.

Capt. Amos Burke:
A call girl Betsy's age wouldn't mess with a beach bum. That's for the rich or retired: Burke's Law.

Capt. Amos Burke:
You never grow up, you grow old: Burke's Law.

Henry:
Take it from me, she'll have a ring in your nose.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Well, that's better than a ring on her finger.

Honey West:
So you're Burke.

Capt. Amos Burke:
I'm not sure I like the way you said that.

Honey West:
Oh, don't worry. To know me is to hate me.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Isn't murder a little out of your line?

Honey West:
We aim to please.

Capt. Amos Burke:
You've already succeeded. May I give you a lift?

Honey West:
You taking me in?

Capt. Amos Burke:
Is that an invitation?

[last lines]

Capt. Amos Burke:
Honey, have you ever...

Honey West:
Unh-uh. I fly solo.

Capt. Amos Burke:
Don't fly too close; I'm liable to clip your wings.

Honey West:
So you're Burke.

Capt. Amos Burke:
And you're West.

Capt. Amos Burke:
If you must swim in dangerous waters, don't invite the sharks to lunch: Burke's Law.

Never make fun of an older woman - one day you'll be married to one. - Burke's Law