Bye Bye Birdie

Harry McAfee:
The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!

Doris McAfee:
Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked.

Harry McAfee:
No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.

Harry McAfee:
Nice? Heh HEH! I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.

Harry McAfee:
I know that showbiz type! I never told you this, but one summer I worked with the circus... all those midgets... WILD! They're probably livin' in sin.

Doris McAfee:
Harry Lionel McAfee!

Harry McAfee:
They've been engaged for six years. Don't tell me they haven't...

Doris McAfee:
We were engaged for five years.

Harry McAfee:
He's not as stupid as I was.

Rose DeLeon:
I must be the prized dope of all-time... thinking I could pry you away from your mama's ever-lovin' tentacles.

Rose DeLeon:
Well we could sure use the money. Any day now we'll have another mouth to feed.

Ed Sullivan:
Rosie, you're not even married.

Rose DeLeon:
His mother!

Mae Peterson:
Goodbye, Rosie.

Rose DeLeon:
Goodbye, Mae.

Mae Peterson:
Call me Mrs. Peterson.

Randolph MacAfee:
I respect ya, Papa!

Harry McAfee:
I don't want your respect! Who wants respect from a ten-year-old kid?

Kim McAfee:
Harry, do you have a cigarette? I've run out.

Harry McAfee:
So have I, how 'bout my pipe?

Doris McAfee:
You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face!

Harry McAfee:
And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...

Borov:
And for you, I will not go too fast.

Rose DeLeon:
We shall see!

Mae Peterson:
Now, don't try to pay me back, son. I forgive you. So what if you're an ingrate? So long as you're happy.

Albert Peterson:
I don't wanna be happy!