C.R.A.Z.Y.

Raymond Beaulieu:
[to Laurianne] I missed... your delicious ironed toast.

Zachary Beaulieu 15 ? 21 ans:
Do I look like a fag? Do I talk with a lisp? Strut like a peacock?

Psychoth?rapeute:
Nice idea of homosexuals you've got there. They're not all like that.

Zachary Beaulieu 15 ? 21 ans:
They all become that way. Sooner of later. [lighting a cigarette] This is a waste of time. I'm not a fag. I'd rather die. [looking at the shrink, uncomfortable] It's just a fugure of speech. Isn't it obvious? Being happy and healthy, or miserable and f***ed-up. It's a no-brainer.

Zachary Beaulieu 15 ? 21 ans:
I want to be like everyone else.

Madame Chose:
Thank God, you never will.

Raymond Beaulieu:
[to Zac, in the car] I don't smoke or drink or swear anymore. F***! I left my bag of weed at the pub.

Zachary Beaulieu 15 ? 21 ans:
You seem to be sniffing a lot for someone in detox.

Raymond Beaulieu:
Socking cock's made you a prick.

Zachary Beaulieu 15 ? 21 ans:
[reminding Raymond his journey in jail] Your ass must've been raw after prison.

Raymond Beaulieu:
You would have enjoyed that, huh?

Gervais Beaulieu:
Be a man for once in your life and tell the truth!

Zachary Beaulieu 15 ? 21 ans:
What do you want to hear? That I'm gay? A fag? That I suck cock? Yes something happened but not with him. You know with who. Nothing happened earlier. But I would've f***ing loved it if something had! F***ing right!

Zachary Beaulieu 6 ? 8 ans:
What's a fairy?

Laurianne Beaulieu:
[surprised] Nothing. Hogwash.

Christian Beaulieu 24 ? 30 ans:
[laughing at Antoine's hockey fight] You got beaten up by Tremblay's little fag.

Antoine Beaulieu 21 ? 27 ans:
What, you four-eye fag?

Antoine Beaulieu 21 ? 27 ans:
[after he surprised Zac imitating Bowie] You done imitating that f***ing fag? Huh? You're making us look like a bunch of idiots. [shows Zac people down the street watching him]

Paul:
[after Brigitte learned him that Zac was gifted] You can stop your girlfriend's monthly bleeding, too?

Laurianne Beaulieu:
[to Zac, after his accident] Thank God you were dedicated to Virgin Mary.

Laurianne Beaulieu:
[in the parking lot] It's what he wanted.

Gervais Beaulieu:
So? It's not up to him. You want to turn him into a fairy? [looking at Zac's toy]

Laurianne Beaulieu:
Stop it, he's only five!

Gervais Beaulieu:
He's almost six and looks seven.

Laurianne Beaulieu:
Oh, come on!

Gervais Beaulieu:
Never mind 'come on'. Now return it. Go on.

Gervais Beaulieu:
[about gay people] You've got to be sick to keep your penis in someone else's ass!

Laurianne Beaulieu:
[pause] Hmm... You have bad memory.

Gervais Beaulieu:
[pause] Well... that was different...

Pr?tre:
Stop the singing! Ok, the midnight mass is too long, lets finish it now. Everybody go home and unwrap your presents.

[Everybody cheers]

Gervais Beaulieu:
Sometimes I wonder why we pray to a long-haired guy who hangs out with a bunch of guys in robes. It's fishy. Honestly!