Cabaret

Natalia:
I am sorry to bother you, but I could not tell no one else. I do not know no other woman who gives her body so frequently... Oh! I am sorry, my English. Have I offended you?

Sally:
Oh, no, not at all.

Brian Roberts:
P H is always pronounced as F, and, uh, you don't sound the G.

Natalia Landauer:
Then why are they putting the G, please?

Brian Roberts:
That's, that's a very good question, but rather difficult to explain.

Sally:
Try, Brian.

Brian Roberts:
Well, uh, it's just there.

Natalia Landauer:
So, Mr. Professor, you do not know?

Brian Roberts:
No.

Natalia Landauer:
Then I am sorry. I cannot help you.

Sally:
Well obviously those three girls were just...

Brian:

Brian:
Screw Maximilian!

Sally:
I do.

Brian:
So do I.

Sally:
You two bastards!

Brian:
Two? Two? Shouldn't that be three?

Sally Bowles:
Divine decadence darling!

Brian Roberts:
Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an afterdinner mint!

Sally:
I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.

Sally:
The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce!

Sally:
Bri, listen... we're practically living together, so if you only like boys I wouldn't dream of pestering you.

Sally:
Well, do you sleep with girls or don't you?

Brian:
Sally! You don't ask questions like that!

Sally:
I do.

Brian:
Sally is rather knowledgeable in these areas.

Fritz:
You do what Sally says, you end up I think in prison.

Master of Ceremonies:
Outside it is windy, but inside it is so hot, every night we have ze battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away, who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!

Brian:
What is it darling?

Sally:
GOD DAMN IT, I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY!

Master of Ceremonies:
Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome in cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!

Sally:
So, you took on the whole Nazi party?

Master of Ceremonies:
In here, life is beautiful. The girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful!

Brian Roberts:
You're American.

Sally:
Oh God, how depressing! You're meant to think I'm an international woman of mystery. I'm working on it like mad.

Sally:
Mayr tells Kost's fortune every morning, and it's always the same: "You will meet a strange man." Which under the circumstances is a pretty safe bet.

Sally:
Of course, I may bring a boyfriend home occasionally, but only occasionally, because I do think that one ought to go to the man's room if one can. I mean, it doesn't look so much as if one expected it, does it?

Sally:
I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing, working at a place like the Kit Kat Club.

Brian Roberts:
Well, it is a rather unusual place.

Sally:
That's me, darling. Unusual places, unusual love affairs. I am a most strange and extraordinary person.

Brian Roberts:
How's the, uh, gigolo campaign going?

Fritz Wendel:
Terrible. This week, already I'm giving up three dinner invitations to spend thirty-two marks on her.

Brian Roberts:
That's quite a sacrifice.

Fritz Wendel:
And here's the craziness: I like it. God damn it!

Brian Roberts:
What?

Fritz Wendel:
I think I'm falling in love with her.

Brian Roberts:
Oh, I'm so sorry.

Fritz Wendel:
So am I.

Sally:
Ten words exactly. After ten it's extra. You see, Daddy thinks of these things. If I had leprosy, there'd be a cable: "Gee, kid, tough. Sincerely hope nose doesn't fall off. Love."

Sally:
My God! It's enough to drive a girl into a convent! Do they have Jewish nuns?

Fritz Wendel:
Do you know what she has done to me? It's terrible! She has turned me into an honest man.

Brian Roberts:
You did it, didn't you?

Sally:
Did what, darling?

Brian Roberts:
The abortion. In God's name, why?

Sally:
One of my whims?

Sally:
Don't be so British!

Master of Ceremonies:
Leave your troubles outside! Life is disappointing? Forget it!