California Split

Bill Denny:
Goddamnit, lady, you don't throw oranges on an escalator!

Bill Denny:
Dumbo flew.

Bill Denny:
Everybody's named Barbara.

Bill Denny:
Come on, Valdez! Come on, Valdez!

Charlie Waters:
Who's Valdez?

Bill Denny:
Valdez is the jockey!

Charlie Waters:
If it takes a watermelon five minutes to water. How long does it take a sweetpea to pee? As long as it takes a pair of dice to crap.

Charlie Waters:
El busto! Tapioca time.

Charlie Waters:
The tongue of the great blue whale weighs more than a full-grown African elephant.