Call for Help

Chris Pirillo:
I mean, it's on Microsoft's page. How evil can it be?

Catherine Schwartz:
Steve Case is the chairman of what media giant?

Chris Pirillo:
AOHell.

Alison Strahan:
How often should I clear my cache?

Martin Sargent:
Every time you surf porn and don't want anyone to know that you did.

Brett Larson:
What happened to radio since 1996? It's just gone down the tubes!

Brett Larson:
And the quality's not that great, because you have to consider these are made for TV and, surprisingly, quality of television, heh, isn't that great.

Morgan Webb:
How big is your monitor?

Chris Pirillo:
That's a personal question.

Brett Larson:
I'm practicing for, uh, infomercials.

[On slow printers]

Chris Pirillo:
Someday my prints will come.

Chris Pirillo:
I need a live spell-check on the air, you know?

Catherine Schwartz:
In Microsoft Word, what does the Virgins Versions Option do?

Chris Pirillo:
You sacrificing someone on a mountaintop there, Cat?

Chris Pirillo:
I'm a geek not a nerd.

Chris Pirillo:
As someone said I have a face for radio, and others have said I have a face that only a motherboard could love... ahem... what about you?

Alison Strahan:
Is DOS dead?

Chris Pirillo:
No, actually, it's not. It's bagging groceries with Elvis down in, uh, someplace down in South Carolina.

Alison Strahan:
Quicken or MS Money?

Chris Pirillo:
Quicken! 'Cause Microsoft doesn't own it. Yet.

Alison Strahan:
Are you a gamer?

Chris Pirillo:
Uh, yeah. I play hardwood solitaire all the time.

Catherine Schwartz:
What do you think about those controversial video games?

Chris Pirillo:
I love 'em!

Morgan Webb:
I think that we should have a slumber party at the TechTV studios.

Brett Larson:
I'm going to agree to their User Agreement that says, "You're a sucker".