Call of the Dead

Danny Trejo:
Double points? What is this sh*t?

Robert Englund:
Zombies... Welcome to your worst nightmare!

Michael Rooker:
Are you girls kidding me? I've been praying for this sh*t!

Danny Trejo:
You just f***ed with the wrong Mexican!

George A. Romero:
[First lines] [Opening Narration] Well, I've always liked the 'Monster within' idea. I like the zombies being us. It's like... zombies are the blue collar monsters.

George A. Romero:
[Outro] Many years ago, I did research for a World War II movie. I came across some old Nazi documents. I couldn't believe what I was reading. Element 115, Necromancers, raising the dead, REAL creepy stuff. The coolest thing? Some of that crazy sh*t happened right here.

Michael Rooker:
[after a zombie tackles George over a railing] That ain't in the script.

Danny Trejo:
We're writing a new one! It's called... [goes to slice up a zombie] Maggot Sack Massacre!

Frustrated Zombie:
[Michael Rooker attempts to hit a zombie with his sawn-off shotgun, but misses. Then, the zombie stops] For god's sake, he missed me AGAIN!

George A. Romero:
[Frustrated] Cut! Are you blind, man? [Grabs one of Rooker's shotguns] Like this! [Rifle-butts Robert Englund in the face] See?

Danny Trejo:
No, jefe, I do it like this! [Bonks Englund in the head with his machete]

Robert Englund:
Ow, Danny!

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
I do it like this. [Roundhouse kicks Englund]

George A. Romero:
[Sees a zombie crawling out of a prop window, thinking it's an actor] Get back to hair and makeup! You don't look dead enough!

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
I wonder what happened to poor George.

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
Time for a quick One-Liner - whoops, too late.

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
Getting frostbite was SO not on my list of things to do today!

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
Like fireworks on the fourth of July but with blood and stuff.

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
What are you, a paparazzi?

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
[after drinking Juggernog] First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face.

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
[Flying through the air after using the flinger] Hey, I can see my house from here!

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
Cheap guns. God bless America!

Robert Englund:
[after calming down Romero in the water] That's a good Georgie. No need to bite anyone now.

Robert Englund:
Where's my glove when I need it?

Robert Englund:
Hurt me in your Nightmare! Better wake up and apologize!

Robert Englund:
Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!

Robert Englund:
[after receiving the Death Machine] Say hello to my big fat friend!

Robert Englund:
[after getting a Matryoshka doll] Hmmm... I expect there may be more to you, than meets the eye.

Robert Englund:
An SMG... hey Sarah, is this yours?

Robert Englund:
The only thing to fear is fear itself... well, that and a zombie trying to bite your balls off.

Robert Englund:
[When running low on ammo] Uh, my ammo situation is less than ideal in fact IT SUCKS!

Robert Englund:
[When the weather clears up] Ah, that's better... now we can see. Eh... kinda liked it better when we couldn't.

Danny Trejo:
You *were* the Predators. Now you're the prey!

Danny Trejo:
I f***ing broke you!

Danny Trejo:
[when stepping in the freezing water] Man, this will freeze your huevos right off.

Michael Rooker:
Run all you like, you're just going to die tired!

Michael Rooker:
I call bullshit on that! Zombies don't RUN!

Michael Rooker:
[when in the freezing water] Damn, it's as cold as a witch's ti-ti-ti-tit!

George A. Romero:
You can't out-run me, well you can, but DON'T!

Sarah Michelle Gellar:
[after receiving a sub-machine gun] They don't call me SMG for nothin'!