Call of the Prairie

[to Johnny, who has a bad hangover]

Hopalong Cassidy:
You look like the tail end of a hard winter.

Johnny Nelson:
You keep out of my affairs! I'm tired of bein' the tail end of your kite.

[Johnny grabs an apple out of Linda's basket and takes a bite]

Linda McHenry:
Put that back! I hope there's a worm in it.

[Johnny returns the half-eaten apple to Linda's basket and grabs another]

Johnny Nelson:
There was!

Tom Slade:
Why bother with him? You got everything he has last night.

Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry:
Every little bit makes just a little bit more.

[Porter and his men count the proceeds from their latest robbery]

Sam Porter:
Well, I'll be danged. Nothing but old bills and receipts!

Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry:
Why, the dirty crook!

[Shanghai forces Johnny to dig his own grave]

Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry:
I know this is your grave, son, but if I was you, I'd make it a little longer.

Johnny Nelson:
Who's your father?

Linda McHenry:
Charlie McHenry.

Johnny Nelson:
I reckon he's one of those nice people I haven't been meetin' lately.

Hopalong Cassidy:
You don't seem to know much, do you?

Linda McHenry:
I'm not the one who's lost.

Johnny Nelson:
I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago... I'm going to round up those crooks!

Linda McHenry:
My father?

Johnny Nelson:
Maybe I'll look the other way when I see him.

Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry:
What have you got there?

Sam Porter:
A little deposit from the Twin Rivers Bank.

Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry:
Where'd you come from?

Johnny Nelson:
I sprouted angel's wings and flew!

Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry:
More likely horns and a tail.

[Hoppy has emerged from a gunfight]

Johnny Nelson:
You okay, Hoppy?

Hopalong Cassidy:
Sure! Just smoked up a bit.

Johnny Nelson:
I guess I've been about the biggest fool in the world.

Hopalong Cassidy:
You're not the first, nor the last.

[last lines]

Hopalong Cassidy:
Well, Miss Linda, it looks like you'll need some help around here.

Johnny Nelson:
Just leave it to me, Hoppy!

Hopalong Cassidy:
That's just what I'm afraid of.