Camp Nowhere

Dennis Van Welker:
Cash.

Walter:
Who would think something like this would happen from harmless flares and roman candles?

Steve:
This bites.

Heather:
We should just go home.

Steve:
At least at home they have cable.

Arnold:
Baywatch.

Walter:
Baywatch.

"Mud":
Dad! Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid.

Gaby:
If Mud's guilty I am too.

Zach:
I'm guilty too!

Trish:
Yeah and I'm stupid too! Well... you know what I mean.

Gaby:
Smart enough to act stupid.

Dennis Van Welker:
You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.

Fein:
Back in the 60's, some hippies came here and turned the place into a commune. You know, sex, and drugs, and debauchery.

Dennis Van Welker:
Knew I'd been here before.

Gaby:
Eww! You did that stuff here?

Dennis Van Welker:
No... not *here*. (Takes a step to the right and nods)

Arnold:
Relax... it'll be fine... I mean we're not complete morons!

Dennis Van Welker:
Do you know what the first rule of the theater is, Mud?

Zach:
ok... so...

Zach:
ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME?

Dennis Van Welker:
Much better... no.

"Mud":
Maybe we could go out when you get b... chests?

Zach:
I just gotta say... THIS IS MAJOR COOL,YEAH!

Zach:
You know, if you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven.

Zach:
No problem.

Zach:
yeah.

Zach:
21.

Trish:
Wrong! If he was born in 1963, and he's 21, then its 1984! Uh!

"Mud":
Who's this?

Dennis Van Welker:
Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.

"Mud":
Who's Jimi Hendrix?

Dennis Van Welker:
Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.