Capitalism: A Love Story

Michael Moore:
What the f*** happened?

Michael Moore:
Do you have any suggestions for me?

Wall Street Professional:
Don't make any more movies.

Michael Moore:
I refuse to live in a country like this, and I'm not leaving.

Baron Hill:
I've got Michael Moore with me. You know who Michael Moore is, don't you? The film director. He's filming me right now.

Rep. Dennis Kucinich:
Is this the United States Congress, or the board of directors of Goldman Sachs?

George W. Bush:
[speaking at the Manhattan Institute] Capitalism offers people the freedom to choose where they work and what they do.

Lady in Restaurant:
[reading the classified ads] There isn't anything in here. I'm not going to be a gentlemen's club hire dancer either.

Michael Moore:
[Narrating] This is capitalism. A system of taking and giving... mostly taking.

Rich Man:
Master! What must I do to have eternal life?

Jesus:
Go forth and maximize profits.

Israelite:
You say the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand. But when exactly will it be?

Jesus:
When you deregulate the banking industry.

Man with palsy:
Please help me. I've been this way for over 20 years.

Jesus:
I'm sorry. I cannot heal your preexisting condition. He'll have to pay out of pocket.

Arnold Schwarzenegger:
I left Europe four decades ago because of Socialism has killed opportunities there.

Michael Moore:
[through a bullhorn outside the New York Stock Exchange] Federal prison is a nice place!

Don Regan:
[to Ronald Reagan] You're gonna have to speed it up.

Michael Moore:
Who tells the President to speed it up?

[Photo of Don Regan]

Michael Moore:
The man from Merrill Lynch, that's who.

Michael Moore:
Where's our money?

Elizabeth Warren:
I don't know!

Michael Moore:
You know, I can't really do this anymore, unless those of you who are watching this in the theater want to join me. I hope you will. And please... speed it up.

Michael Moore:
[Regarding the February, 2009 crash of Continental flight 3407 in Buffalo, New York] No one survived the crash, and 50 people lost their lives. The Media focused on the actions of the pilots.

Continental air crash reporter:
Capt. Marvin Renslow and First Officer Shaw were chatting about their careers.

Michael Moore:
"Careers" is a euphemism for what the pilots were really talking about: how little they were paid, and how overworked they were. There would be no discussion in the Media about why we have an economic system that allows a pilot to be paid less than a manager at Taco Bell.

Michael Moore:
Many people didn't realize that we have an actual socialist in the Senate... although he is from the gay state of Vermont.

A cow:
I do!

Cleveland Tourism Guy:
[singing] It could be worse, though/at least we're not Detroit! We're not Detroit!

Michael Moore:
No, they're not Detroit!

Michael Moore:
Ah... the Constitution!

Chesley Sullenberger:
Flying has been my lifelong passion. But while I love my profession, I do not like what has happened to it. It is my personal experience that my decision to remain in the profession I love has come at a great financial cost to me and to my family. My pay has been cut 40%. My pension, like most airline pensions, has been terminated. So please do not think I exaggerate when I say that I do not know a single professional airline pilot who wants his or her children to follow in their footsteps.