Captain Ron

Captain Ron:
Alright, that's more like it, now you're talking. You can do it, mates. I've never seen such sailors. Not in all my born days, I ain't. Naturals. My God, everyone of you, naturals... We're gonna f***ing die.

Katherine Harvey:
We'll be spontaneous when we have time.

Benjamin Harvey:
Man. What happened to your eye?

Martin Harvey:
Ben.

Katherine Harvey:
Sweetie, that's rude.

Captain Ron:
No, that's alright. Shark attack, swab.

Benjamin Harvey:
A shark ate your eye?

Captain Ron:
Hey. Get your hands off that.

Benjamin Harvey:
I was just moving it. I wasn't gonna drink it.

Captain Ron:
You bet your little booty, you wasn't. You want a beer, you get your own beer.

Handsome Guerilla:
The American girls are very... what's the word? Superficial.

Caroline Harvey:
Yeah. God, I really hate that. Like, I'm into different cultures and different ways of doing things. Like we're watching "Mr. Ed" on TV the other day, and he's speaking French, or something.

Captain Ron:
We should be okay. 'Cause I know we're near land.

Martin Harvey:
Great, Cap. Great. Ya hear that? We're almost there. Explain to the kids how you know that, Captain Ron. Someone translate for General Armando.

Captain Ron:
Alright, now stay with me: When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan. And we are out of fuel.

Martin Harvey:
Captain Ron! Captain Ron?

Bill Zachary:
Mr. and Mrs. Harvey? I'm Bill Zachary from the U.S. State Department. I've got some good news for you.

Katherine Harvey:
Oh. You found our children.

Bill Zachary:
No. But you're not being charged with subversion.