Charlie Brown's All Stars!

Charlie Brown:
Linus, give us the scouting report on the other team.

Linus:
I watched this team practice, see. They were terrible! Anybody could beat them. None of their players can hit the ball out of the infield. And they have this loud mouth girl in center field who can't catch a thing. They also have some animal at second base who can't even throw, and their pitcher is a kind of round-headed kid who is absolutely no good at all. And--